This Is My Density (Flat Earth Song)

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The sun rises and sets so I know when to go to bed
But no-one has proved to me how this happens yet
I mean there's books and photos, models and stuff
But that must just be an elaborate bluff
Cos unless I see it with my own face
I can only conclude they're lying to keep me in my place
My bath's a container, water finds its level to rise
It's mass is less than the atmosphere's, or is that more government lies?

I want to tell you all I know
It's just common sense so it's easy to show
Things fall down cos that's where the bottom is
The earth must be flat, I don't know what science is
Look and see that it's not round
I'll be globally renowned
This is my density
This is my density
Oh no, I got it wrong again

For every action there's an overreaction
It just looks like that because of diffraction
I'll put things in perspective for you to feast your eyes on
I've never seen a boat go below the horizon

I want to tell you all I know
It's just common sense so it's easy to show
Things fall down cos that's where the bottom is
The earth must be flat, I don't know what science is
Look and see that it's not round
I'll be globally renowned
This is my density
This is my density
Oh no, I got it wrong again

Objects with densities of greater than a kilogram per metre cubed will sink in water
That's why metal objects sink
That's why boats seem to disappear from the bottom up: because they're made of metal and are supposed to sink
Otherwise they'll get shouted at by people on the internet
On a flat earth boats will be made from wood to combat this problem

The apple never fell from the tree on to Newton
He was just a shill for Nasa and Houston
Never mind there's several centuries difference
The earth accelerates up to cover speed of light distance

I want to tell you all I know
It's just common sense so it's easy to show
Things fall down cos that's where the bottom is
The earth must be flat, I don't know what science is
Look and see that it's not round
I'll be globally renowned
This is my density
This is my density
Oh no, I got it wrong again

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