The Plastic Man
Blasphemous Basement
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It was 1995 A crisis ensuing Plastic insurance Business was booming It can't go on To ensure our survival The insurance of plastic Was a dreadful arrival The CEO He's running, he's running Tomorrow It's coming, it's coming Run away They found him, they found him Because today The plastic, will eat you (You can't do simple maths under pressure) He's running, he's running The CEO, he's running It's coming, it's coming Tomorrow, it's coming The hero of the story The CEO It's 1995 We thought that you should know (that there are) (Six) Insurance agents on their way to you (Five) Days till they beat you through and through (Four) Fatal wounds located on your head (Three) More minutes till you wind up dead (Six) Insurance agents on their way to you (Five) Days till they beat you through and through (Four) Fatal wounds located on your head (Three) More minutes till you wind up dead Brutalized Terrorized Horrified Still alive (Sabor de Maria 1-2-3) Brutal Strudel Chicken Noodle (Chicken Noodle) Brutal Strudel Chicken Noodle (Oh) Brutal Strudel Chicken Noodle (You can't do simple maths under pressure) Woo Still alive, still alive The CEO, he's still alive Brutalized, terrorized The plastic man is horrified Up through his nose The plastic pieces go For what, no one knows For now it's time to go (because there are) (Six) Sheets of plastic that didn't catch on fire (Five) Years more after 2000 prior (Four) Skilled pilots that put up zero fight (Three) More shots of alcohol to make it through the night (Six) Sheets of plastic that didn't catch on fire (Five) Years more after 2000 prior (Four) Skilled pilots that put up zero fight (Three) More shots of alcohol to make it through the night The hero takes a train Over and through the hills He can barely think straight Did he even take his pills? An entity of plastic His thoughts they fly away These people they are mass produced, there's more day by day All for one, One for all, the hivemind it is here to stay They beat them, they slaughter Yet the plastic it is still obeyed Trusting the hero They follow him away The CEO, he's the one He'll surely save the day As they approach The quarters of plastic Something is different Something quite drastic Their legendary hero Has gone to ground zero The plastic man Reveals his plan He was never on their side He caused all their stress The CEO is the plastic man He's the reason for this mess A magnificent brawl Reaching far and wide Plastic versus humans Millions had died Yet the plastic man, he was too strong Humanity was done, it had all gone wrong Soon the plastic man will take his crown Rule the world Once and for all Across the stars he will continue His plastic insurance brainwashing sprawl
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Written by: Ben Wolfe, Isaac Cosgrove, Jack Bolton
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