If I Had A Lotta Money

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M Preskitt

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Hello. Good evening all you people. I would like to speak to you for a minute... about life
Life would be so much easier. If I had a lotta money. Let me give you... a few examples... Haha

If you had a lotta money
I would probably
Think you're funny
You would buy exotic things
Like Rolexes and bunnies
The ones that grow seven feet tall
And ten dogs, ten cars
A fucking mansion
Dog, you would get it all
But would you spend it on the
Shit that really matters
If thinking you really bad as f*ck
Is what's important to you
Man you really have to
Reevaluate your life
And do a Michael Jackson
Take a look in the mirror
For minute
Not just a glance in passin'
If that's your passion
Be an asshole
Yo that's cool but have you
Ever had to
Sleep on the carpet
With fucking dirt
With ya back hurting
You're back at work after
Six hours of sleep
And you can't slack
'Cause you need the money
Packing a gat in your lunch bag
Yeah that's wack ain't it
You'd probably buy fucking fifty
Paintings
At fifty grand each
A grand piano in a condo at a
Los Angeles beach
You'd probably sign
Less autographs the more
Fans that you meet
If you had a lot of money you'd
Lose it all in a minute
Bet it all at Vegas lose half and
Still think you're winning
'Cause you got some
And when people tell you
To save it you scoff and tell em
That's not fun
Champaign you'd pop some
But
Probably a little too much
Get a little too buzzed and think
Think you can sing good
Take it too far
And think you're Bruno Mars
And end up knocked out
By a bouncer and tossed out
In the street hard
And end up run over
By street cars
Damn

If I had a lotta money
I would buy the world
If I had a lotta money
I would buy you pearls
If I had a lotta money I would
Find a girl
But I don't got none so
I'm just broke
If I had a lotta money
I would buy the world
If I had a lotta money
I would buy you pearls
If I had a lotta money I would
Find a girl
But I don't got none so
I'm just broke

If I had a lotta money
You would think of me as funny
I would buy exotic things
Like parakeets and monkeys
And go to funky clubs
And ballets and plays
And buy myself a tank
Just to stay
Locked in it for days
Hop in it and spray
Machine gun bullets
All over the place
Like pissed off teens
With spray paint cans
And tattooed hands
Ripped up pants
I'm a pissed off man
Can't you tell by now
I go tick tock blam!
And f*ck Ted Nugent
Remember when you
Shit yourself
To get out of the military
I tried to join two branches
In war time
They wouldn't let me
That shit upset me
I said I can't fight and
I can't find
A damn job, but I can write
And I am hype
And I am right
That I'm dope as f*ck
You're damn right
But that don't pay the bills
I've been told I look like
Heath Ledger
If only I could have his money
Without the damn pills
I would feel no need to make
Hits, f*ck that shit
I'd keep it real
All verses
No singing
Only bringing beef
And versing all the rappers
On the earth who ever once
Said they was bursting.
If I had a lotta money I would
Give a lot back to
The people who
Believed in me
And thankfully there's not many
Proud of him
That's never what my
Mom will say
Until I get some pay and buy her
A nice car
A nice house
A couple of nice blouses
A nice ring and
A nice couch
Aww f*ck it man
A couple of nice couches

If I had a lotta money
I would buy the world
If I had a lotta money
I would buy you pearls
If I had a lotta money I would
Find a girl
But I don't got none so
I'm just broke
If I had a lotta money
I would buy the world
If I had a lotta money
I would buy you pearls
If I had a lotta money I would
Find a girl
But I don't got none so
I'm just broke

All my friends was in college
Talking 'bout college shit
I skipped that phase
And went straight
To talking baller shit
'Cause I don't have the funds
All I have is guns
No wonder you
Ain't pass your class
All you have is fun
They was like M
Where you been
You got cars and millions yet
And I'm like nah
I ain't made it out the
Apartment building yet
And they like how's
Your rap career? Are you balling?
Are you the hardest yet?
And I'm like nah homie
My rap career ain't
Really started yet
And they're like
Sure you'll make it big
All this dough you're shelling out
I'm like shit if I sell one record
It's more than I'm selling now
Might as well
Selling out
Might as well
'Cause
I'm a skittzo-fanatic
I get so fanatic
For rap
I gotta have it
And cash
I gotta grab it
And fast
I need to feel
I'm not straight ready to steal
And I have to pay these bills
And I have to make it big
'Cause I pack the greatest skills
And I rap shit that you feel
And
I'm tryin' to get me some money
I'll hold you for ransom
I'm a hardcore rapper
I don't need to be handsome
I'm tryin' to get that respect
So dopeness is a must
'Till I blow up like a rocket ship
From Elon Musk
If I had a lotta money
I'd think
Everything was funny
Got my beautiful girl who sings
With her eyes looking stunning
But more money more problems
No money; still more problems
I guess that's how life is
Meant to be
There just ain't no way to stop it
Shit

If I had a lotta money
I would buy the world
If I had a lotta money
I would buy you pearls
If I had a lotta money I would
Find a girl
But I don't got none so
I'm just broke
If I had a lotta money
I would buy the world
If I had a lotta money
I would buy you pearls
If I had a lotta money I would
Find a girl
But I don't got none so
I'm just broke

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