Outdoor Lover (REI Song)

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I'm in REI
All the boys are hot
They're all pitching tents
In this camper's cot

I need experience
I seek adventure
A boy who's good with knots
A rock hard Co-op member

Small shoes
Big feet
I hear climbers pack
Freeze-dried meat

Belay me in my harness
Until your pulley goes click
I've got a tiny screw lock carabiner
You can flick

Smartwool
Goretex
Non-slip
Arc'teryx

Hydroflask
Camelback
Thermalware
Patagonia fanny pack

Marmot
Oakleys
Vibram
Burt's bees

Pocket guide
To the Catskills
We can rent a car
Maybe you could be my

Camper
Climber
Cyclist
Diver
Bear attack survivor
Outdoor lover

Skiir
Hiker
Horseback rider
Leave no trace
When you break my heart

Meet you in REI
Hot boy home base
No scabs (A.C.A.B.)
unionize our workplace

We can start a fire
There's coffee to brew
Then we'll check for ticks
In your Subaru

Zip the tent up
Hit third base camp
Go down under with a
Biolite Headlamp

After we hit the slopes
We can chill and
When we warm up you can
Ski down my black diamond

Bunny hills
Hot hands
Bear spray
Raybans

After bite
Flare gun
Doctor Bronner's
18 in one

Heattech
Turtleneck
Go pro hero stays on
During sex

Bmx bike
Down a mountain
On your handlebars
Maybe you could be my

Camper
Climber
Cyclist
Diver
bear attack survivor
Outdoor lover

Skiir
Hiker
Horseback rider
Leave no trace
When you break my heart

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