Petty Little Duck

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God damn
When it rains it pours
Gentleman Jack on my brand new floors
Passed out cold woke up in a blur
Dreamt I was living in the Simpsons world
Phone rings
It's a whole new girl
Sounds like I may have got engaged to her
She tells me she stoked for our life together
I say no doubt we'll remember last night forever
What in the Duck did I do man!?
I hit send on a text as fast as I can
Minute later homie hits me back laughing emoji
Just doin what you doin always chasing that booty
Heading out early Denny's calling my name
Get some flapjacks to cure this Bacardi pain
Messenger dings selfie coming aboard
Wearing nothing but a diamond ring I couldn't afford
She's got looks and money that's out of my league
Ain't no way this lady so easy to please
This some fake apps gaslight bulk ship homie
I send a pic of Channing Tatum and pretend that it's me.

Cause I'm a petty little duck
Auto-correct sucks
It never Duck Tuck or Buck
Come on and put your hands up
Get in line all them honeys who is stepping to time
Gotcha booties with ya dress on you're explicitly fine
Cause I'm a petty little duck
Auto-correct sucks
It never Duck Tuck or Buck
Come on and put your hands up
It's a crime, what you do when you twerk witcha spine
Gone' do what ya want but don't duck with mine

Buck up
Wear your big boy pants
This little side hustle so full of my rants
With this heavy ass bluegrass growling like metal
And the subs in my trunk rattlin' the ghetto
Hold on
I got more to say
Squeezin' in them jeans you is born to slay
I don't remember jack from the night before
But I'm here now baby and you shakin' my world
My truck broke down and my dog just died
Her southern dispositions gotta country vibe
But she wrestles that dance floor like Beyonce
This lucky fools got a new fiancé
After that pic with Channing Tatum
She told me that she would never date him
She said I looked a little like Commander Riker
And I thought in that moment, oh man, I like her
Proof in the pudding she sent a little clip
But I'll keep that content discreetly under lid
After all you never know what's gonna follow
And you wouldn't ask your granny if she spits or swallows

Cause I'm a petty little duck
Auto-correct sucks
It never Duck Tuck or Buck
Come on and put your hands up
Get in line all them honeys who is stepping to time
Gotcha booties with ya dress on you're explicitly fine
Cause I'm a petty little duck
Auto-correct sucks
It never Duck Tuck or Buck
Come on and put your hands up
It's a crime, what you do when you twerk witcha spine
Gone' do what ya want but don't duck with mine

Yeah... Okay...
This big ol' jarhead lookin' dude says, I'm cutting in
I look him in his eyes and say, not true my friend
He grabs me by the shoulder, my girl grabs me all the same
We got a problem here dear lover boy clearly staking her claim.
I don't think so darling seems to me like we just got a misunderstanding
His eyes go white, got the feeling to fight but his rugged ass starts on dancing
The crowd erupts, says get him Chuck, starts congregating to our right
Next thing I know I'm elbows deep in a deadly Dance Fight!
We gonna settle this like men like every man that's come before
Says be safe out there my manly man go settle up your score
He hits me with a manly jig I wasn't ready for
And then wiggles up his manly hips and knocks me to the floor
I pirouette like a dainty manly marionette
N'all a sudden I'm invincible
I do a two-step n' scoot
And then I knock him out his boots
While moonwalking on his testicles

Cause I'm a petty little duck
Auto-correct sucks
It never Duck Tuck or Buck
Come on and put your hands up
Get in line all them honeys who is stepping to time
Gotcha booties with ya dress on you're explicitly fine
Cause I'm a petty little duck
Auto-correct sucks
It never Duck Tuck or Buck
Come on and put your hands up
It's a crime, what you do when you twerk witcha spine
Gone' do what ya want but don't duck with mine
Cause I'm a petty little duck
I'm a petty little duck
I'm a petty little duck
I'm a petty little duck
Don't Duck with Mine!

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