CHINESE WOMAN DRIVING

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Fawcette

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Absolutely, because my fellow politicians are like Chinese women driving;
you can't 'em to do even the simplest of things

And what exactly do you mean by a "Chinese woman driving"?
Is-is that like a metaphor or something?

I would rather trust a fucking Chinese woman driving
Because at least I know there is a small chance of us surviving
These politicians wanna enslave us and keep us from thriving
But they lie to you like they don't want to because they're conniving so
I would rather trust a fucking Chinese woman driving
Because at least I know there is a small chance of us surviving
These politicians wanna enslave us and keep us from thriving
But they lie to you like they don't want to because they're conniving so

War with China's at our front door, ding dong
And they still wanna act like we're good friends with the Ching Chong
And that's because China's fucking lining our senators pockets
While those communists are quietly aligning their rockets
The only time I like being lied to is when I'm getting laid
Other than that, I want to know if anyone's getting paid
To spread misinformation and say that "everything's alright"
And the next thing you know, America's playing fucking Fortnite
But in real life, I'm not talking about on Xbox
Because China wants a fight and they're ready to box
But this ain't a battle royale, you'll be put straight in a box
They'll take you out and you won't be given a leftover box
But guess what, your face will be plastered right all over Fox
While you're lying face-first in a damn ditch, fucking choking on rocks
'Cuz your stupid ass started swallowing the government's cock
And fought for your country thinking you were as brave as a hawk
So here's some words of advice if you really value your life
Stay away from politics and stay away from all of the strife
They only care about their pockets, they don't care for your wife
And if they could legally, they'd send you to an afterlife
That I'm pretty sure they don't really fucking believe in
They act a lot like Journey 'cause they don't want you to stop believing
Every word, every lie, every quote, and every single fibbery
So they can achieve their main goal of taking away your liberty

I would rather trust a fucking Chinese woman driving
Because at least I know there is a small chance of us surviving
These politicians wanna enslave us and keep us from thriving
But they lie to you like they don't want to because they're conniving so
I would rather trust a fucking Chinese woman driving
Because at least I know there is a small chance of us surviving
These politicians wanna enslave us and keep us from thriving
But they lie to you like they don't want to because they're conniving so

Okay, Mister Fawcette, did you just use a racial stereotype to get your point across?

No, that wasn't a stereotype, woman are just bad drivers in general

Should I be concerned for you?

Like concerned for my safety, concerned for my mental health, concerned for my bank account?
'Cause I'll tell you this right now, all three of those things are absolutely fantastic
Listen, the American people want a guy like me, they love a guy like me, and frankly, they need a guy like me
I tell it like it is and that's why every single person is gonna vote for me in the 2036 election
You don't need to worry about me honey.

Well, I-I-I mean, alright, I guess, uh, next question

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