Toot from the Boot
Wolfgang Mayall
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This Is A song About farts Toot from the boot, yeah! Toot from the boot Toot, toot from the boot Toot, toot, toot, from the boot Toot, toot, toot, boot Toot from the boot yes! Toot from the boot Toot, toot from the boot Toot, where? From the boot Flatulence, aka farts Comes from below, but that's not where it starts When you swallow food, air comes on through But then it has nowhere to goo So then it goes down deep inside Into the stomach and through intestines Then the air goes all through your boot Until it comes out as a gaseous toot When things start to rumble round A gas manoeuvre has been found Find an audience and turn around And let that bold butt trumpet sound Toot from the boot Toot, toot from the boot Toot, toot, toot, from the boot Toot, where? From the boot Each day gas develops deep inside us It might build up move around or inspire us Don't hold it in just let it flow Otherwise if you don't, you will explode Toot from the boot Toot, toot from the boot Toot, toot, toot, from the boot Toot, toot, toot, boot Toot from the boot yes! Toot from the boot Toot, toot from the boot Toot, where? From the boot Everybody farts almost every day The word flatus is the medical name Toots come in all different sounds and smells If you try to hold it in, it won't go well On average a fart is ninety mills A silent fart can be a thrill There's some truth in beans as a musical fruit Cause the more you eat, the more you will toot When things start to rumble round A gas manoeuvre has been found Find an audience and turn around And let that bold butt trumpet sound Toot from the boot Toot, toot from the boot Toot, toot, toot, from the boot Toot, toot, toot, boot Toot from the boot yes! Toot from the boot Toot, toot from the boot Toot, where? From the boot
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Written by: Jeremy Mayall, Wolfgang Mayall
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