CHILLI = DEATH

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Aye
Bitch I'm in my city, yuh
I'm feeling real pretty, yuh
Drank a couple shirley temples
Got me feeling silly, yuh
Let's head out to chilis, yuh
Heads up I have an allergy
Waiter said wait really, yuh
I don't need his analogy
Choking on the floor
Somebody gave me some chilli
Y'all about to loose your jobs
I'll sue you you just killed me
Throat is closing up and now
You can barely hear me
Tommy read my death note
I'll make all of you feel guilty
Hello 911?
Yeah my friend is allergic to chilli peppers
And he just ate so many chilli peppers
Uh, it looks like he's just given me this napkin
It says death note and he wants me to read it out loud
James has left a note
In case he choked and died on chilli peppers
This is what he wrote
In case he choked and died on chilli peppers
Please don't listen to that song
That's by the red hot chilli peppers
It will make me mad because I allergic to chilli peppers
If your reading this then it means
That I died from chilli peppers
Please revive me and don't play that
Song that's by the chilli peppers
Call an ambulance for my allergy to chilli peppers
If you don't do this
Then I will die because of chilli peppers
Uhh sir?
There wasn't any chilli peppers in that chilli we gave you
It was chilli free chilli
Wait what?
Wait so, I'm not, I'm not dead right now? Holy sh
Guess I didn't die, yuh
Guess it's not my time, yuh
Sorry bout my death note
And the reasons that I died, yuh
Guess I told some lies, yuh
But seriously the chilli peppers
I don't wanna die, yuh
So do not give me chilli peppers
I just wanna say I had a really fun time
And the chilli was a fluke
That caused me to lose my mind
Wow I can't believe I ate some chilli, almost died
So thank you to the waiter he's the reason I survived
Oh wait
There actually is chilli peppers in this
I guess we gave him the wrong order
Wait, wait what!
Oh my god not again
Tommy you know what to do
James is heaving on the floor
Turns out they did give him some peppers
Got his order wrong so now
The man wants me to read his letter
Next part of this letter
Is instruction for his burial
Apparently he wants a life size
Version of his genitals
Holy shit he's risen from the dead
Now he's a zombie man
Guess we should have called
An ambulance for the poor man
Tommy you're an idiot I never really died
I just wanted you to think that so that I could get a bribe
Wait? so
This entire time you were faking your death?
Well I was trying to
I didn't know you would read the entire goddamn letter
Are you kidding me?
I mean, how hard is it for a guy to simple fake his death around here Jesus
Now this is the waiter
And I want a turn to rap guess that
No no no, we're done with that
Wait, are there peanuts in this peanut butter?
Uhh well yeah it's peanut butter
Oh shit I'm deathly allergic!
Tommy's lying on the floor
I guess he had an allergy
Better call and ambulance
Unless I get some salary
I'll let Tommy die so that I can
Make some profit off him
Wanna buy a car
So I can drive, so I will kill him

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