Medieval Molestation

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Hear yee, hear yee
The trial of Chester Billingesly in now in session
Chester how do you plead?
Not guilty your honour
The defendant pleads not guilty
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Welcome to our kingdom
It's humble but full of wisdom
This kingships a prism for the
Empire and its dominion
The people old but canny
Except one man that's ratty
A common folk that spreads no hope
A preachers modern gamey
Noble servants of jester
We all were until yester
We found out our dear Chester
That he were thee town molester
You are not noble sir
Gather the town, we all infer
Sentence you to death
Because you're the saboteur
The Town idiot would like to speak
Order, order in this court
You may speak now sir
I saw Chester with his slinky hanging out near the Mart Of Wall I did
Your honour that is false
Simply false I say
Order, order in this court right now
Court is in session and Chester counting his blessings
The town exile, flooded in non discretion
Discussing his crimes
He must pay but not serve time
For this menace to society
Sentenced to not survive
From public indecency
To mocking his fellow peasants
The people flock to capture
The soul of the unpleasant
Captured by the towns folk
Chester did not come willingly
Now he pleads for mercy
The trial of Chester Billingesly
I hear by sentence you to death
You shall die for your sins
Wait, you cannot sentence me to death
I swear to god I never touched that mans breasts
Are you admitting to another crime Mr. Billingesly?
I'll have your head
Also I promise I never fiddled that pigeon
She said she was eighteen and
Now the town has got me held responsible
Mr. Billingesly I will have you executed
But sir I swear I am sane I did not do it
I will punish by the hand of your own doing
I promise I will get help and you won't rue it
Mr. Billingesly
What do you want?
I will murder you
No
My sentence is final
But I'm only thirteen
I hereby sentence you to death

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