Awkward Man

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Hey Wittman what do you like what do you do
Oh I- I'm a big fan of the nineties power pop band Weezer
Oh I- I think that that's a stupid trait
For a person to have and you should rethink that
I really relate to their uh
Their album Pinkerton I really
The lyrics really speak to me
I think you should relate to some bitches
Shut up
You shut up I'll kill you

People say I act nervous
But I just do my best
And I think I do just fine
Blending in with the rest
Sometimes I see no movement
Walking with the crowd
And when I get out of step
I'm Weezer concert bound

I can see you in the next room wish I could be there
Stomach's floating like balloons anxiety's unfair
Hey I'm stuck alone and I'm scared
But I'm doing the best that I can
Cause I'm an awkward man

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

So who invited you here anyway
Uh uh that guy over there
He he he told me to come
What
Hey hey you
Yeah what's up
Never invite anyone anywhere ever again
You have terrible taste
Uh okay
You you guys know me I- I belong here
I've never met you before
Does anybody here know Wittman
No
I didn't think so

I don't do well at parties
I don't like to hang out
I don't think that makes me worthless
I don't have self doubt
I might sound like I stammer
But this is not an act
I sweat under the stage lights
How else would I react

I can see you in the next room wish I could be there
Stomach's floating like balloons anxiety's unfair
Hey I'm stuck alone and I'm scared
But I'm doing the best I can
Cause I'm an awkward man

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

What are you gonna do now Wittman
I'm gonna save my reputation by singing karaoke at this party
People like that
Nobody would like that
Yeah
Nobody wants you
People like Weezer I'm gonna sing Weezer
No nobody like Weezer
Yeah and they
Weezer is so nineties
They're a good band shut up
No they're not no they're not
They're a very good band
I wholeheartedly disagree
They're- with a perfect discography
No
Yes good all good no bad
No no are you kidding me
Yeah
Have you heard Raditude
Yeah more like rad-itude Weezer

Weezer sucks
Weezer fucks
Weezer sucks
Weezer fucks
Weezer sucks
Weezer fucks
Weezer sucks
Weezer fucks
You know what else fucks this guitar solo
Caeden

Woo
Yeah
C-money
Woo
Caeden
I love the blue album
I don't love the blue album
F*ck you

I know that it might seem bad
Like I'm lost and can't be found
But all I have to do is shove my
Feelings underground

I can see you in the next room wish I could be there
Stomach's floating like balloons anxiety's unfair
Hey I'm stuck alone and I'm scared
But I'm doing the best I can
Cause I'm an awkward man
Cause I'm an awkward man
Cause I'm an awkward man
Cause I'm an awkward man

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Written by: Alex Campbell, Caeden Porter, Conner McGee, Matt Claypoole, Pete Rauch, Zac Wittman

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