The Mob Rap, Pt. 5
JT Music
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Oh no! OH NO! I recognize that creepy music! Welcome everyone, to the fifth reunion! I'm gonna need you guys to Wrap it up real quick! Did somebody say, "Rap"? Oh no lordy help me! After all this time, we've made some changes Come with me, see the brand new faces! How long has it been? Hard to say! It's me, Skeleton, but I've gone astray! Still a marksman, handy with a bow If I hit you with an arrow It'll make you very slow! I've been through a lot Can you tell from my clothes? But the bars that I drop are still ice cold! I'm not a zombie, I'm just a husk! I survive the sun from dawn to dusk I like it hot, I'm awful sunburned And when I punch you I'll hit you with hunger! My brain is fried, my skin is charred If I don't kill you, you'll just starve! When you're in a desert You don't wanna touch me! Do I look like a guy, who'd carry sunscreen? Hey extra crispy, take a seat I'm an iced out bear, but I'll spit some heat You mess with my cub And I'll make you my snack! Get up on my hind legs And come down with a wack Poke the bear, you get the claws I'll use your bones to floss my jaws! Damn, that's cold, I got 'em like burr! By the way, don't touch the fur I hear them outside my door! (Here we go again) i can't take it anymore! (Will this ever end?) These mobs keep on comin' They got me a runnin' How have I survived all the way to Part 5?! Can't believe I still haven't died! I don't have weapons to kill you with And for the last time, I'M NOT A SILVERFISH! Even though that's kinda what I'm acting like I may be small, but my raps are tight! Ender Pearls make Endermites! So you better stock up on pesticide I'll hunt you down when I prowl around Get some soul sand, drown it now! Stupid enderman! I hate these little pests! Eh, What's up doc? Got any carrots, I like 'em a lot Sorry about hoppin' and chompin' On your crops Somebody say carrots? That's all that we want! I got a big family We're pretty good at eating And I thought chickens we're The best at breeding! Run! It's a wolf and he looks pretty hungry! He's no match for the Killer Bunny! Come prepared if you're looking for Atlantis If you breathe air You won't have an advantage! Razor sharp thorns, laser beam vision Want an easy fight? Better keep fishin'! Our temple is ancient with Treasure at the core But it would be wise to stay ashore! Attention squid: You should all get lost! Touch our gold And you will deal with our boss! Take us out of water, and we just flop I hear them outside my door! (Here we go again) i can't take it anymore! (Will this ever end?) These mobs keep on comin' They got me a runnin' How have I survived all the way to Part 5?! Seriously, how am I still alive?! Want to pet me? not today! (Meow) Come close and I run away (HISSS) I keep my distance when I stalk my prey Just spotted a chicken a couple blocks away! I'll be your cat on one condish Keep me fed with a lot of fish! I'll scare the creepers and protect your home Dogs suck! Cats own! Welcome to the End, keep an eye on the bricks I blend right in because I'm full of tricks! If I hit you with a spell It will levitate you well And your petty arrows won't Penetrate my shell! Don't need a stronghold, my shell's a fort Hit me with a sword, and I teleport! Our defenses will hold you for hours! Watch your step when you climb our towers! My back is achingmy feet are hurtin' Why do I have tobe your servant? I swear to Notchyou keep be workin' I'll put the beastback in beast of burden! I'm sick and tiredof bein' Treated like vermin Don't make me bring my herd in! Hee Haw! I carry more than a horse But you're not as fast! Kiss yourself cause you're an ass! Heads up! (Heads up) Get low! (Get low) I'm bout (I'm bout) to blow! (to blow) I'm known to drop bombs a lot And I've been hissin' long before ocelots! Y'all know me, I'm the OG mob! I rap battle zombies and blow things up! So you can call this my bomb track I go out with a bang on a mob rap! Heheh, hey Sans and Papyrus called They want their puns back! Ah! Shut up, Ghast! Nobody invited you! I hear them outside my door! (Here we go again) i can't take it anymore! (Will this ever end?) These mobs keep on comin' They got me a runnin' How have I survived all the way to Part 5?! Wow! What a horrible nightmare! It's OK just a dream just a dream (Stray) until Next Time (Evil laugh)
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Written by: JOHN GELARDI, TIMOTHY AMES
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