Cafe Girl
Sage Francis
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We walk as two, but we'll leave one set Of tortured footprints Now here she comeswalking through the Doorgiving that look since I roll with shook wimpsi'm Shaking in my boots Kids are behind me eating steak and soup Talking 'bout beatbreaks and loops And I wanna' turn aroundjoin In on the convo But I ain't got jack to say And it's sad to sayi'm just a poetry Fag actin' gay in my black beret I just came to this wack-ass café To drink an ice coffee and kill a Bit of time before the matinee Why oh why did I need Cappaccino Cooler? Now I'm trying to avoid eye contact lets See if I can fool her I put a look of concentration on my Face as I scribble on a napkin Squinting my eyes Acting like I'm really serious about this Mess of non-sensical pen action A web of chicken scratch and ink blots Is she still there? Standing awkwardly Glaring? I think not Look upthink again shitnow when Is she going stop making me waste ink from My pen as I sit and pretend I knew I should have come with a Friend i shrink and I send Myself into meditationand I'm on The brink of Zen Is she buying it? I pick up my Empty glasstilt itand drink the flem She's STILL scoping! in fact This chick's a 10 At least in my bookwhich isn't All that well read, but it's been said Once she gets her grip on Men they simply bend backwards She attracts nerds, jocks Substitutes and student teachers Who all profess their love for All of her protruding features There's no fooling this creature She's WAY fine so dope I'd have to smuggle her across state Lines or else pay fines What's holding me back is what I Heard through the grape vine She's a non-conformist freak who only Comes out in the daytime "Don't look at me" I can feel the burn Of her stare on my sensitive skin I'm anti-social and I don't know How conversational sentences begin Plus, I'm allergic to the Medicine of sexual healing This impotence is sickening She's sensualappealing Now I'm covering up my crotch Region by crossing my legs Lost in thoughts of whores in my bed It's awfulso I'm forcing my head Into my forearms i shouldinvite her For a cup of Joe It would do more harm than goodi just know I meanshe's no Natalie Portman And I've been kind of holding out for her Naturallynow my thoughts spinand she's on The "out" for sure Graduallycontort my mindframe so No doubts occur I activate testicular bravery and I shout to her Our eyes lock and time stops She floats over to my spot And I say "Hi, I'm not Trying to hit on you like the Way all these other guys jock I just wanna' let you knowi'm the type Of person who lies a lot Sometimes I fart and I pick My nose like a maniac I'd be glad to front the cost of a date With you as long as you pay me back If we ever reach the friendship level Where things like that are shared And I know my facial hair Is weirdbut I've been Waiting for someone like you To shave my beard I'm usually more discreet About my insecurities But todayi just ain't prepared" In all honestythis dame just stared And I was like "Uhhhyeah so ummmheh" Nervous twitches were initiated and Out nostrils flared Our eyes started wandering and I Was rocking in my chair I just continued on scared that I Lost herin my upfront approach She looked at my napkin and Noticed what I wrote which was nothing I said "The funny thing isi could Have used you as a muse Wrote you sonnets in iambic Pentameter and then produced Mass amounts of unsent love letters And out-of tune love ballads Some validbut most just to get You thinking of marriage It's untrue i don't want to create a First impression I can't live up to Ijustwanna She said "Nuff said i'm a theme park Ride me until the sun sets" So I jumped up on her shoulders As we exited the entrance
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Written by: JOE BEATS, SAGE FRANCIS
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