I Couldn't Make The Threeway

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I couldn't make the three-way
What terrible news
As I play the left hand blues
My world is crumbling
I couldn't make the three-way
With the identical twins
Now the flute I play is skin
My life is so troubling
The girls, they turned their engines on
They're gearing' up to go
As I sit, stuck in traffic
And my head is 'bout to blow
No, that isn't a metaphor
I'm stuck on borrowed time
And if they choose to replace me, I might die
I couldn't make the three-way
And I'm crying in my truck
Well, if there's no one else to f*ck
You see where I'm goin'
I couldn't make the three-way
But all hope isn't lost
So I head to the exhaust
Now the horns are blowing
As I caress the leather seats
My mouth drools with excite
One hand upon the E Brake
As I pump with all my might
The dashboard is the perfect place
For me to clean with spray
Now I'm layin' in the cab and feelin' great
I couldn't make the three-way
But I don't think I was missed
Those lovely girls, they kissed
And they're in love now
I couldn't make the three-way
But that's alright with me
I've got all that I need
As I attach this snow plow
As I take to the streets, I think
No one's happy like me
I run down snow, so pure and white
And it brings back memories
Of my secret love affair
I had with my best friend
And now we'll be together til the end

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