Mega Billions
Pat Reed
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The Mega Million hit a billion dollars this past week I think I got a little confessing to do Don't worry, I ain't win it I'm still broke like you But shit, it's not like I didn't try No, I think it's more karma It wouldn't have been right cuz I tried to buy tickets in the worst part of town Thinking where the people need it most got the highest chance of winning Turns out, I couldn't have been more wrong The whole damn day was a nightmare, an ordeal Should've never called off at work Lost a day's whole pay and I ain't get nothing back Bought twelve winning tickets and lost on every one Ever since I been seeking forgiveness to avoid being cursed God, I know I tried to reverse Robin Hood a major purse And that's fucked up, but People done a lot worse for way less Way, way less Should I feel that bad about it? If I really came up on a billi I would've given like, um, half to charity Okay, I'ma come clean, I'm capping I woulda bought me a crib, a dumb stupid silly one at that So I could show Rick Ross he ain't the only one with money And he ain't the only one with the bag Okay Let me walk my words back before you get angry I would've given some away to a really good cause But not to non-profits who been stealing from Haiti Maybe Planned Parenthood so they could save our ladies But not Texas, bounty hunting for babies And I ain't really wanna bring this up, but here I go How the Supreme Court gonna overturn Roe? That's crazy I pulled up outside the liquor store in a broke down hoopty Hoping nobody was none the wiser But waiting outside the front door was a blind old lady Sipping heavy red label Budweiser Tried to catch her off guard with small talk, I did my best but I don't think I could phase her She was blind but looking me up and down, like she a hater Probably sixth sensing I was here for the paper She got to hating, like, "you ain't gonna win it" Okay, but if I did, that'd be nice It's only like a $2 investment, that's crazy Or like $3 if you really wanna splurge Like, who wouldn't jump at that opportunity? I even saw rich men buying tickets that night She said okay, then give me two singles, so I can play the number Ah, sorry ma'am, kind of strapped right now Yeah, I lied to her face But she can't say I never looked her in the eye By now I'm inside the store and need to choose Which one of these tickets gonna change my life? And which one of these tickets gonna change my wife? And which one of these tickets gonna raise my height? And which one of these tickets gonna make me a stuck up fool and buy everything I don't need twice? Let's think about it Pick 3, Pick 4, Pick 5 Lucky for Life pays you 'til you die The PowerBall probably pay out crazy But I'm going for the Billy Mega Milly tonight And that's when it hit me, I don't even really know how to play I just heard how much it pays on the news I'm seeing senior citizens fill out forms like they fixing to vote I'm like, how you know which bubbles to choose? Are you an ex-chemist? CIA? You must've studied something hard in school Something like mathematics, non-linear Or at least Applied Don't lie to me, help a brotha out I'm tryna go home with the Mega BILLIONS If I win, we all eat I promise we'll get square You don't even gotta worry They like, nah young man, get away We know you out here hood hopping today Trying to find a quick way to hit a lick on the state Don't you know we're all here trying to do the same thing? Most of us drove in from another place To emancipate ourself from earning a slave wage Don't you think we all want to live out our days like Rick Ross balling out on $500 steaks? Think about it
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