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Ah, the birds are chirping
The sky is blue
The sun is beaming on your face
You're 32 and just retired to Puerto Rico with more Bitcoin than God Almighty
Tax haven
What to do next? Nah forreal, now what?
So Miami, El Salvador, Ron Death-Santis, and the Wrinkle Boss Twins
Are the main people saying that cryptocurrency gon' be the key to our financial future
But coming from them, I find it hard to believe
That might be the worst collective co-sign I ever seen
Not a single one gotta clue what non-fungible means
What type of man wants to pay for non-functional things?
Bring your money to Miami and you're in for a treat
Crooked Cuban crypto accountants for whatever you need
Telling you to float your money out on the OpenSea
And don't forget to buy a Bored Ape NFT
They say if you fucking with these, then you a VIP
Back in the 80s, fucking apes gave us HIV
How much more viral can you viably be?
To quarantine in Puerto Rico from the SEC?
The IRS still gon' be on your ass, but this time it's just gon' be en Español
You pricing Puerto Rican abuelas outta their forever homes
How is that gonna sit on your soul?
Do that fake money got you feeling like you really the man?
You thinking Bitcoin is digital gold?
What you doing 32 years old in a Discord chat?
Asking children what to buy and to hold?
Aye, Ron DeSantis, what the f*ck are you on?
What kinda grown man got beef with Disney?
You supposed to be the governor, stop being petty to Mickey
And let these kids go back to class
With a mask and a vax, if they want it
You hating a lot
That's why ya hospitals still intubating a lot
Why you send them twenty Venezuelans up to Martha's spot?
You don't even represent Texas, you a policy thot!
No tax, no mask, no vax
No tax, no mask, no vax
No tax, no mask, no vax
No tax, no mask, no vax
I get where El Salvador's coming from
They gotta get crafty to make some bread
They prolly would've done Fear Factor if it was still on air
And Joe Rogan still had some hair
But it's 2022 and he don't no more
The Joe Rogan we knew is barely there
They wanna raid his compound and do him like Bin Laden
Just to take his podcast off the air
That shit is unfair
And you know it
Leave that man alone
He just talking his shit from the basement
You gotta know Joe ain't tryna give you the news
You supposed to listen to him for entertainment
Stop hating on the
New and improved, psychedelic Joe Rogan
He only eats beef and testosterone
Terminator-mecha-carnivore Joe Rogan
You can't cancel a man who podcasts from home
Freedom-of-speech-metaphor Joe Rogan
He'll put the mic in your face after a kick to the dome
The top brass at YouTube can't avoid Joe Rogan
And Spotify can barely afford Joe Rogan
The Winklevoss got their whole shit took by Mark Zuckerberg
He went on to make a real money fortune
And what's their claim to fame?
Tenth place in the Beijing? Those boats can damn near row themselves, let's be honest
Real value is stored in gold, silver, or bronze
And you two just been tweeting a lot, let's be honest
Stop telling regular people to waste all their money
Just so you can hit your lick back up

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