Teenage Serial Killer

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Murdering and stabbing until my heart is smitten
Strangle the throats of all the neighbors' kittens
Tie them in bags and launch them in the river
This is the tales of a teenage serial killer
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Crack crack crack go the bones in his back
As my ax makes tracks down his spine like Amtrak
Conductor from hell, he's insane, can't you tell?
You can yell and scream all you want but it just feeds his fill
Running down a hallway you trip on a floorboard
Loose as your mother after mimosa number four
Struggle to get up you see the end, a door
But before you know it, I've caught up in the corridor
Pin you to the ground as I pull out my blade
Slice out your tongue, leave a line along your vein
Blood gushes out as it leaves your fuckin' brain
No matter my restraints my excitement can't be contained
Lean down and lick the blood off the gash on your wrist
By now you're dead pale, not much longer to exist
What a twist of fate, but now it's too fuckin' late
Gonna satiate my appetite like you're on Dahmer's plate

I'm a teenage serial killer (teenage serial killer)
You're life's about to become a movie both a horror and a thriller
I'm insane in the brain and immune to the pain
Cry all the tears you want, they're just gonna end up in my drain

Silly Billy Bundy is the name that they call me
Got a Hundie in my wallet and a thousand STD's
I get laid like I get paid, every other Friday
When they fall asleep in bed with me it's their final resting place
I taste their meat with my tongue, I'm sprung
Like a spring in a bed that's being fucked on
I'm a long con, the wrong one to leave the bar with
Life's a gift that you received and I like to taketh
When you lie next to me wrapped tightly in my sheets
I grab an electrical cord to make the night complete
Wrapped around your neck, I pull and pull and hear you splutter
Gasping for breath every word is just a stutter
It reminds me of my mother when I discovered her and her lover
Undercover in my cardboard and in front of my own brother
Smothered her with the comforter shoved her lover in the oven for
An hour on high power, ate them at lunch with Donald Glover

I'm a teenage serial killer (teenage serial killer)
You're life's about to become a movie both a horror and a thriller
I'm insane in the brain and immune to the pain
Cry all the tears you want, they're just gonna end up in my drain
I'm a teenage serial killer (teenage serial killer)
You're life's about to become a movie both a horror and a thriller
I'm insane in the brain and immune to the pain
Cry all the tears you want, they're just gonna end up in my drain

Finally the day arrived, I was captured quite alive
The police bust through my door, see the heads that I've survived
As they simmer on the stovetop in a pot filled with water
Man, I guess I really am a knockoff Jefferey Dahmer
I get escorted to the stand in a high-end courtroom
Judge and jury agree it's time for me to meet my doom
I shuffle in my chains to the death row waiting room
Except with no Snoop, no Pac, no Dre, no recording booth
Strap me to the chair, helmet goes over my hair
All I can think is that life was never fucking fair
I can't help that I was like this, that I turned out this freak
I can't help that as a kid my father always freaking beat me
They're ready to go, but truth be fuckin' told
I'm not, and if that were typed up it would be printed in bold
They're gonna fucking zap me like a bug that hits the zapper
Send my life down the drain of God's holy porcelain crapper

I'm a teenage serial killer (teenage serial killer)
I'm a teenage serial killer (teenage serial killer)
I'm a teenage serial killer (teenage serial killer)
I'm a teenage serial killer (teenage serial killer)

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Written by: Shawn McNamara

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