All Queers Together

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Ron and the Rude Boys

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The sexual life of a camel, is stranger than anyone thinks,
At the height of the mating season, 
He tries to bugger the sphinx,
But the sphinx with the wisdom of Allah, 
Fills his arse with the sands from the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel, 
And the sphinxs' inscrutable smile.

1st Chorus ;  
 Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum,
 Bum Titty Bum Titty ay,
 Singing, Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum,
 Singing, Bum Titty Bum Titty ay.

Now the sexual life of an Ostrich, is hard to understand,
We know this remarkable creature, 
Will bury his head in the sand,
When another one comes up behind it,
And sees his great arse in the air,
Does he up with his chopper and grind it,
Or doesn't he fucking well care.
 1st Chorus

Oh, recent researches at Oxford, confirmed by Huxley and all,
Conclusively prove that the hedgehog, 
Cannot be buggered at all,
Oh why don't they do it at Oxford,
The same way they do it at Yale,
When they successfully bugger the hedgehog,
By shaving the hairs off its tail.
 1st Chorus

Oh, I went for a ride on a chuff-chuff, 
There was hardly room to stand,
A little boy offered me his seat, 
So I grabbed it with both my hands,
  
2nd Chorus ; 
 Cos we're all queers together,
 That's why we go round in pairs,
 Yes we're all queers together,
 Excuse us while we go upstairs.

Oh, what do you want said the waiter, pensively picking his nose,
Two hard boiled eggs you old bastard, 
You can't stick your fingers in those,
 2nd Chorus

Oh, my name is Cecil, I live in Leicester Square,
I walks down Piccadilly, with a rose-bud in my hair,
 2nd Chorus

Oh, my is Basil, my friends name is Bond,
We're always together, they call us Basildon-Bond,
 2nd Chorus

'Twas Christmas night in the harem, 
The Eunuchs were standing there,
Watching the fair young maidens, combing their pubic hair,
When the voice from the Sultan 
Came echoing through the hall,
Saying what do you want for Christmas,
And the Eunuchs all answered BALLS.
 2nd Chorus

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