14 Year Olds Have More Sex Than Me (2021)

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ChuggaBoom is a fictional metalcore band featured on the YouTube channel of J.T. Machinima. They are known for their heavy music and comedic lyrics, often parodying popular video games and internet culture. more »

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Oh!
Bleh!

Taping back my eyes
To stay awake to finish
My course work
It's not done yet!
Oh how difficult my life is now I can't just get my mum to do it for me!

Because that's how I passed secondary school
I was never actually intelligent
Thanks, mother
Life is so hard and I don't know how to write an essay
It's easy they say but this word count
It's telling me differently
Each day goes and I'm closer
To giving up
I just wanna eat Chicken
Bleh

Sex is not a part of my daily routine
Ever since I turned 18
I must be really ugly
Surrounded by couples who plough every night
I'm just a lonely emo f*ck whose best friend is his right hand

So not only
Am I fucking stupid
I am also fucking useless in bed
God help me i need to get laid
But only if they won't judge me
I'll judge them instead

Shoving socks down my trousers
To make my balls look loads bigger
It's not worked yet!
Oh how difficult my love life's now I'm
Living back home with my parents
Not able to look after myself

Sex is not a part of my daily routine
Ever since I turned 18
I must be really ugly
Surrounded by couples who plough every night
I'm just a lonely emo f*ck whose best friend is his right hand

OH SHIT!
Bleh!

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