How's Your Bird?

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Frank Vincent Zappa (December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993) was an American composer, singer-songwriter, guitarist, recording engineer, record producer and film director. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa wrote rock, jazz, orchestral and musique concrète works. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers. Zappa produced almost all of the more than 60 albums he released with the band The Mothers of Invention and as a solo artist. While in his teens, he acquired a taste for 20th-century classical composers such as Edgard Varèse, Igor Stravinsky, and Anton Webern along with 1950s rhythm and blues music. He began writing classical music in high school, while at the same time playing drums in rhythm and blues bands… more »


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Hey Baby,
What's the word?
Hey Baby,
Have you heard?
What's the latest?
How's your bird?

How's your brother?
An' how's your mother?
How's Aunt Funny?
And how's your granny?
This is absurd.
How's your bird?

(Excuse me...)

How's your bunion?
An' how's your grunion?
Now I'm stuck.
Lots o' luck.
This is absurd.
How's your bird?

How's your fern?
(I don't love you...)
An' how's your ear lobe?
How's your nose?

(You dirty fink!)
And your elbow?
An' how's your foot?

(...natural fink! Find out...)
Don't forget your sister.
An' you know, like I said...

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