Ken Kaniff (Skit)

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Eminem

Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born October 17, 1972), known professionally as Eminem (/ˌɛmɪˈnɛm/; often stylized as EMINƎM), is an American rapper, songwriter, record producer, record executive, and actor. He is consistently cited as one of the greatest and most influential artists of all time in any genre, with Rolling Stone ranking him 83rd on its list of the 100 Greatest Artists of All Time and labelling him the "King of Hip Hop". more »

Year:

2000

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Call this mother fucker

Oh f*ck yeah
Give em a piece of my mind,
A piece of my ass

(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)

Oh thank you
I need to make a collect call

(What number?)

Oh
The numbers 62,
(At the tone, please say your name.)

Kennith Kaniff, from Connecticut.
Automated piece of shit

Yo

Hey there cockboy.
Who's this?
This is Ken Kannif
Who?
Ken kannif from Connecticut, little bitch.
From Connecticut?
Yeah you wanna get a
I don't know nobody in Connecticut.
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
A hotel room?
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?
Ha, yo, wh, who is this? Cage?
Hey, pa ha
You want me to fuckin' melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy.
(Laugh) yo shut up you little bitch.
Oh you think I'm lyin', huh?
Ha ha