My Boomerang Won't Come Back

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Charles Edward Springall (19 June 1925 – 23 December 2006), known professionally as Charlie Drake, was an English comedian, actor, writer and singer. With his small stature (5' 1"/155 cm tall), curly red hair and liking for slapstick, he was a popular comedian with children in his early years, becoming nationally known for his "Hello, my darlings!" catchphrase. more »


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In the bad bad lands of Australia many years ago
The Aborigine tribes were meeting, having a big pow-wow

We've got a lot of trouble Chief, 
On account of your son Mac
My boy Mac, what's wrong with him?
My boomerang won't come back!
Your boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
I've waved the thing all over the place
Practiced till I was black in the face
I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back
I want a kangaroo (yeah yeah)
Make kangaroo stew (yea yeah)
But I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back

They banished him from the tribes' lair and sent him on his way
He had a hapless boomerang, so here he could not stay
This is nice, isn't it?
Getting banished at my time in life
What a way to spend an evening
Sittin' on a rock in the middle of the desert with me boomerang in me
Hand. I should very likely get bushwhacked
Get out of here
Nasty bushwhackin' animal
Think I'll make a nice cup of tea (boing boing boing)
Good gracious
There goes a kangaroo
I must have practice with me boomerang
Hey, right behind the left elbow, then slowly back
If you throw that thing
At me, I'll jump right on your head! 
Ain't it marvelous! In a land
Full of kangaroos I might not get that one!

For 3 long months he sat there, or maybe it was 4
Then an old old man in a kangaroo skin came a-knockin' at his door
I'm the local with doctor, son. 
They call me Joe Joseph Black.
Now tell me, what's your trouble, boy?
My boomerang won't come back!
Your boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
My boomerang won't come back
I've waved the thing all over the place
Practiced till I was black in the face
I'm a big disgrace t' the Aborigine race
My boomerang won't back
Don't worry, boy
I know the trick and to you I'm gonna show it
If you want your boomerang to come back
Well, first you've got to throw it
Oh yes, never thought of that, daddy will be pleased. 
Must have a girl
Excuse me
Now then, slowly back and throw!

Oh my God! Avit the flying doctah
He-he-he-he!
Can you do farther eat?
Don't talk to me about first taste boy
You owe me 14 chickens for teaching
You to throw the boomerang, first things first
Yes, I know that, but I mean, I
Think, on this occasion, you know and fade

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