Broken Hearts, M.D.

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Broken Hearts, M.D.

(Verse 1)

Hi, my name is Karianne,
I’m a doctor of medicine.
You can speak to my RN,
About your refills on prescription.

Lie down on the stretcher, please,
While I examine you from head to knees.
I’ll scope your back to see if you wheeze,
I’ve got whatever you need, to put you at ease.

(Pre Chorus)

Oh no!
You’ve got a broken heart?
Well, so!
I’ll put it together...
Then rip his apart!


Call the ambulance,
Patient’s lost all her common sense.
Just come on, admit it,
Why you both chose to hit it.
We both know you weren’t meant to be,
So why are you on this gurney begging to see,
Your future, it seems,
That it’s all in you’re dreams.
Just face reality,
From Broken Hearts, M.D.

(Verse 2)

I, I put this IV in you,
To forget the things he did to you.
You ask, would surgery do?
Well, babe, it would do wonders for you.

I’ll look inside your head,
And see the reason you ended up in his bed,
You should have come to your appointment instead,
Now you’re sitting in a hospital, waiting to be fed. Mmm.



911, what’s your emergency,
My baby’s lost it, evidently.
What would you like to do, ma’am?
I’d like to bury her man,
In the sand!

(End Chorus x2)


We are now prepping for surgery,
We’ll put this mask on, it’s just anesthesia.
Count back from ten...
Forget he never existed...
And when you wake up...
You’ll feel alive again.

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Written by: Karianne Gabaldon

Submitted on May 27, 2020


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