Please Don't Fart

Leroy Fahnkar

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Leroy Fahnkar

Canadian singer & composer


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Please, Don’t Fart

1st verse
went to a party to meet some girls and friends of mine
I would test the water and enjoy my time
soon I saw a gorgeous girl who danced alone
the men ignored her like they all had turned into stone

moving to the beat I approached her inconspicuously
I felt quite proud of my hitting-on efficiency
but when I got close I was greated by a warning horn
she let out a fart that hit me like a storm

Chorus:
girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
don't eat food that is much too hearty
heed my tip, don't fart at the party
Let us all enjoy the time

girl don't fart, don't fart at the party
I mean well, please don't react too sharply
just heed my tip, don't fart at the party
Let us all enjoy the time

2nd verse
I needed to recover so I retreated to the bar
I needed something strong because the shock had hit me hard
looking back I saw her moving quite seductively
I tried to calm myself trying to think constructively

dancing to the beat I approached her inconspicuously
I felt quite proud of my new-found grit and energy
but when I got close I was greated by a choking smell
she let out a fart that hit me like a whiff of hell

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Written by: Lyrics. by B. Harmsen; Music by E.L.Nurhassen

Submitted by erjan on January 25, 2020

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