The Fibbers (to the tune of the Gambler)

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On a warm Autumn evening
At the BBC in London
I met up with the PM
We were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns @ fibbin’ 
To the people up in Scotland 
Then boredom overtook us
And we began to speak

Johnson to Corbyn...
I have made a life
Out of lyin’ to people's faces
Sending them a crock o’ shit thru their social media apps
So if you don't mind me sayin'
I think we’re out of aces
For a trade of some votes, Sir
I’ll give you some advice"

So I handed him my papers
And he savaged every sentence 
Then he bummed a notepad
And a torch to give some light
And the night got deathly quiet
And his faced lost all expression
If you're gonna fool the Scotch gits
You gotta learn to fool ‘em right

Corbyn & Johnson...
You've got to know when to fool 'em
And how to ignore 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your friends 
When you're visiting in Scotland 
There'll be time enough for smirkin'
When the bullshit’s done

Every fibber knows
That the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' who’s a traitor 
And then knock ‘em out the park
'Cause we’re the only winners
And the Scotch are always losers 
And the best that you can hope for 
Is we keep ‘em in the dark

And when they finished lyin'
They headed to the Cabinet
Crushed out a line of coke
As they so often need
And somewhere in the dark glens
The Scots were friggin’ seething 
As they planned to end the bullshit
Thru a burd wi’ a wee red heed 

Well you’ll no longer fool us
No longer ignore us
‘Cause we’re gonna walk away
And you can get tae **** !
You never count your friends 
In any Westminster Cabinet 
There'll be time enough for countin'
With Independence done

There'll be time enough for countin'
With Independence done

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Written by: Archie Barr

Submitted on September 10, 2019


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