Ape Behaviour ft. Baltic Bae

Charlie Williams

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Charlie Williams

Chill Man, With Big Plans


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CHARLIE WILLIAMS – Ape Behaviour ft. Baltic Bae
DISS TRACK LYRICS
Oh mate, I think you’ve really messed up here
this is gonna be embarrassing

Egg on your face get used to it
it’s a good thing you’re not lactose intolerant!

Micky,
you really do do yourself a massive disfavour
exhibiting all of that classic ape behavior
But somehow you’ve pulled a fit bird,
she sounds really, really nice,
a top heavy girl to fit your top heavy life.
But the only thing I’m doubting, is the proof that she’s real,
did you really grab her tits and giv ‘em a little feel

[HIGH PITCH GOBLIN VOICE]
Ooh, I don’t think so,
I think you might be making every little bit of it up

[RETURNS TO NORMAL VOICE]
What’s her name, is it Erin or Izzy
Its really confusing,
and I find myself saying,
is he,
truthfully going out to fondle some boobs
or just grabbing his own,
make the most of those moobs

Micky,
you really think dying your hair will save the day
you look like you’re wearing a fucking beret.
Don’t think throwing on some hair spray on New Year’s day
will down play the fact that you smell worse than my anal passageway.
It’s great that your improving,
you’re doing those L’s to I’s
But you need to pop to Woolworths
get some Sense,
just an FYI.

It’s okay Mark, I think I’m done with you now
…
Oh, no not quite here we go!

Big Boss wishing you could be like Ross
He’s doing bits while you gotta give yourself a little toss.
Do you think you can get Holly to bed,
Get it through your thick head, you belong on Left For Dead

Drunken trips to Swanage,
and the foul smell of Gin,
you pretend you’re on a date,
but your phone’s just in a wheelie bin.
When you’re at the liquor store,
you really should buy less than four
…
Gins.
No wonder you’re so fucking poor

Drink a real man’s drink you cheeky little bender,
is male really your actual fucking gender.
Are you keeping up Mark,
there’s been quite a lot of words.


If you didn’t understand them,
I’ll try to use your language

[INAUDIBLE BABBLE]

Gave you sixty quid,
and I took you to Manchester
you pocketed the cash
and became a serial digester.

You’re a cheeky little chimpanzee,
You can’t workout at the gym without the help of a mate,
LEE!

I may be on the search for short and dumpy,
but I really didn’t want to find a runty monkey.



But now we’ve got a fight coming June 25th
I’ll knock you into the past,
make you a myth.

Straight right, left hook,
you’re my colouring book
Gonna make you wish this was a fight you hadn’t took.

How long do you think your parents will grieve,
There’s only one trick you could have up your sleeve.

Alright I think I’m done now,
but I’ve got someone else here who wants to have a go

Do you hear that,
do you hear that now,
listen

[MORA’S VOICE]
OH HI MAAAAAARK!

It’s me,
do you miss your Baltic Bae,
are you regrettin all the things you couldn’t say.
You touched my boobs in a game of truth or dare,
I saw some semen leak out into the silverware.

Short Con, Long Con
you really are a moron,
but there’s still one thing I gotta touch on.
So just bow down to your queen you butterbean,
I’m a milking machine.

Do you still feel bad
that I ditched you last year,
it’s not just cause I’m from the northern hemisphere.
It’s because I really don’t like you,
you’re just like a fart that I accidentally followed through.

Ah thanks Mora, that was a good bit right there,
Come on Mark, I’m expecting a comeback,
let’s make it good.

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Written by: Charlie Williams

Submitted by Leeboleen on December 02, 2018

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