20 Percent Cooler

Ken Ashcorp

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Ken Ashcorp is a singer/songwriter and likes to make silly songs about Video Games, Cartoons and generally absurd stuff that can't hack it in a mainstream environment! Enjoy!


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Yeah I own this beat 
You can call me the king or the ruler 
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic 
We're getting 20 percent cooler 
We had a great day out 
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller 
It's time to wrap this up 
We're getting 20 percent cooler 


7 colors in your hair 
Get your boots on dear 
'cause we're going out there 
Don't care bout the dress code 
Put it on, let's go 
Girls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco" 
Ha! 
No need to perform 
Hands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warm 
We need social reform 'cause we're just so criminal 
Linguist subliminal, damages minimal 
Top percentile, largest fraction 
Massive attraction, girl-on-girl action 
Stop that, I'm gonna need a redaction 
Drop that, you already got your reaction 
Me? I'm gonna keep on smiling 
You? You're gonna need restyling 
I got the quote back 
From the jeweler 
You're getting 20 percent cooler 

Yeah I own this beat 
You can call me the king or the ruler 
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic 
We're getting 20 percent cooler 
We had a great day out 
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller 
It's time to wrap this up 
We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We're getting 20 percent cooler! 
Shhhhhhhh 
Reduce that treble 
There's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my level 
Like a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortar 
Bump up and down cause I think you ought'a 
Place your hand on my thigh 
Don't be coy, I can hear you sigh 
Grinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pink 
And in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drink 
Wooo! 
Bring out the Bacardi 
Twilight, Sparkle, up in the party 
Tap that, like a phone in the cold war 
Room on the third floor, knocking at my front door 
Me? I'm kind of a rarity 
You? Work that dexterity 
Lean back now, here's what I meant 
Getting cooler by 20 percent 

Yeah I own this beat 
You can call me the king or the ruler 
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic 
We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We had a great day out 
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller 
It's time to wrap this up 
We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We're getting 20 percent cooler! 
Yeah I own this beat 
You can call me the king or the ruler 
Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic 
We're getting 20 percent cooler 

We had a great day out 
Calling my name like Ferris Bueller 
It's time to wrap this up 
We're getting 20 percent cooler

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Written by: Ken Ashcorp

Submitted by Trane of TNER on January 01, 2018

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