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Razzlekhan

Razzlekhan is like Genghis Khan, but with more pizzazz... No one knows for sure where this rapper's from — could be the North African desert, the jungles of Vietnam, or another universe. All that matters is she's here to stick up for misfits and underdogs everywhere. (We do know that she's descended from a nomadic tribe, though!) Because Razz has synesthesia, her art often resembles something in between an acid trip and a delightful nightmare. Definitely not for the faint of heart or easily offended, Razz likes to push the limits of what people are comfortable with. Her style has often been described as "sexy horror-comedy," because of her fondness for combining dark and disturbing concepts with dirty jokes and gestures. Just like her fearless entrepreneurial spirit and hacker mindset, Razz shamelessly explores new frontiers of art, pushing the limit of what's possible. Whether that leads to something wonderful or terrible is unclear; the only thing that's certain is it won't be boring or mediocre. As we know from her lyrics in "Versace Bedouin," Razz is not just a rapper. She is also a software CEO, a writer, an economist, and a few contradictory other things (listen to find out). While Razz has many rappers that she is inspired by, including South African rap duo Die Antwoord, Tierra Whack, and rapper Mickey Avalon, she also finds great inspiration of the creative works of Salvador Dali, Diane Arbus, Hunter S Thompson, Roald Dahl, and Charles Bukowsky.

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[HOOK]
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob
Anything for a handy
Anything ya want for a handjob
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy

[VERSE 1]
I grabbed the lamp
First thing I noticed it was kind of damp
And sticky, yes, definitely sticky
Okay, let’s try a quicky
I gave it a good tug
And out burst a genie on a jizz stained rug

Razz, thanks for freeing me
I’m your new genie
You can call me “D”!
Because you’re very good with your hands
Your every wish is now my command!

[HOOK]
I'll give ya anything you want for a handjob
Anything for a handy
I'll give ya anything ya want for a handjob
Anything you want for a handy

[VERSE 2}
Girl, you remind me of Shaharazad
But she ain’t got your bod
She was the last one who did it this good

Damn! Look at D’s morning wood
Then I started to remember grandpa’s words
What if he was trying to warn me about this perv?
This guy was definitely creepy
But he was a genie
And infinite wishes were worth a lot
Even if I gotta jerk this guy off
Damn I gotta jerk this guy off

[HOOK]
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob
Anything for a handy
Anything ya want for a handjob
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy

[VERSE 3}
So let’s set a few ground rules down
If you want me to keep you around
Everytime I want a wish
I have to rub your... “dish”?

That’s right
I’ll do anything for you
As long as you grab it tight
And stroke it right

Okay, this could work
Anything I want
For a single jerk?

[HOOK]
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob
Anything for a handy
Anything ya want for a handjob
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy

[VERSE 4}
But something about this genie was weird
How would he look without his beard?
This wasn’t a genie after all
But he could give me anything I wanted at all
This was no ordinary perv:
It was Mark Zuckerberg!

"Fucking Mark Zuckerberg? Razz, you jacked off Mark Zukerberg. Fucking disgusting"

"In Razz we trust, she's the queen of shamelessness and disgust"

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