| The missus getting shitty, |
| The missus getting shitty, |
| The missus getting shitty I just wish she'd get stoned. |
| A 3foot sex addicted dwarf - guaranteed I'd leave home for. |
| See I'm sick of feelin' pity when I'm jerkin on the phone |
| If she smiled for half a second, maybe give the dog a bone. |
| I wanted her to cry |
| I wanted her to cry |
| I wanted her to cry |
| When I unloaded in her eyes |
| I wanted her to cry |
| When I unloaded in her eyes |
| But she didn't smile or cry , but when she wakes up, then she might. |
| See my missus always shitty I just wish she'd get stoned. Shoulda married an iguana |
| A 3foot sex addicted dwarf - guaranteed I'd leave home or married my iguana |
| See my missus always shitty I just wish she'd get stoned. Shoulda married an iguana |
| Last 3 times she saw me naked I was jerkin on the phone shoulda married an iguana |
| Married an Iguana |
| Bukakke, in her pyjamas |
| Orgies, every summer |
| Use rohypnol, the cosby plunder! |
| Dreamt I punched her in the kidneys and her bowls have exploded - ate too much banana. |
| Want a sex addicted dwarf who's hairy nipples touch her toes, and sucks in golf balls from Grenada. |
| See my missus always shitty, in Iran I could stone her! Inti-mate camel udders. |
| I'll be fucked if she can divorce kick me out my own home boy! Pack a the 50- cal my brothers |
| And if your bitch is always shitty, make her dig her own hole yeah! No help any others. |
Shoulda Married an Iguana
Song parody of I Wanna Be A Hippy by Technohead
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Written by: Damo Deblaxce
Submitted on: July 28, 2021
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