Candies

Song parody of Cradles by Sub Urban

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I live inside my own world of maple-leaf
Kids screaming in their cradles, no broccoli
I see the world through eyes covered in lemon juice
Cross out the ones who ate my fries and drank my Coke
I love everything
Fire's spreading all around my pan
My kitchen's so bright
It's hard to eat but that's alright
Hush
Shh
Tape my mouth open to force-feed broccoli
Why can't you just let me eat cookies in glee?
I live inside my own world of maple-leaf
Kids screaming in their cradles, no broccoli
Some days I feel skinnier because I'm losing weight
And some days I can't tell if my popcorn belongs to me
I love everything
Fire's spreading all around my pan
My kitchen's so bright
It's hard to eat but that's alright
Hush
 
Shh
I wanna taste your sandwich
Hold your breath and feel the blandness
Devils hide behind all veggies
Salad is a one way gate to hell
I wanna taste consumption
Eat faster to waste Brussels sprouts
Hear the people chew aloud
 
It's annoying till the food's all done, yeah
Hush
Just wanna be care free lately, yeah
Just chewing on fondue
Got one too many quarters in my pockets
 
Count 'em and go get a bag of Doritos
Unwrapped chocolates, yeah
Just eating up cookies
 
Got dirty little bubblegum stuck under the table
Might as well just rot around the house and clean up

Written by: PastelPeaches

Submitted on: July 25, 2021

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