Midwest Woman

Song parody of Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson

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Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink wine all night
In a tavern or in a Bowlin alley
 
Midnight strikes are great
I've got posters on my wall of Cheap Trick and George Straight
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm midwest woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "OPE" and "THANK THE LAWD"
And I put cheese on everything, every dish and all year long
And I know all the words to every cool Chicago song
So here's to all my sisters out there baking stuff like me
Let me give a big "Heck Yea" from the midwest girls like me
Heck yeah
Heck yeah
 
Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same dang thing on a WalMart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door
Hey I'm redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
I'm redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bo Seafus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me give a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah

Written by: Saunders & Saunders

Submitted on: April 28, 2021

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