non~stop (dream smp version)

Song parody of Non-Stop by Christopher Jackson

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After the war I went back to what was left of L'manburg
A-After the war I went back to what was left of L'manburg
I finished up my studies and I practiced strategy
 
I practiced strategy, Wil, helped us win the war
Even though we started at the very same time
Tommy Innit began to climb
How to account for his rise to the top?
Man, the child is
Non-stop
People of L'manburg , I’m curious, bear with me
Are you aware that we’re making history?
This is the first murder trial of our brand-new nation
The liberty behind
Deliberation (Non-stop)
I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
With my assistant counsel
Co-counsel
Tommy, sit down
Our client Tubbo is innocent
Call your first witness
That’s all you had to say
Okay
One more thing
Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room?
Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room?
Soon that attitude may be your doom (aww)
Why do you write like you’re running out of time?
Write day and night like you’re running out of time?
Ev’ry day you fight, like you’re running out of time
Keep on fighting
In the meantime
Non-stop
Corruption’s such an old song that we can sing along in harmony
And nowhere is it stronger than in Albany
This countrys economy’s increasingly stalling and
Honestly, that’s why public service
Seems to be calling me (he’s just non-stop)
I practiced strategy, I practicly perfected it
I've seen injustice in the server and i've corrected it
Now for a strong central democracy
If not, then I’ll be Socrates
Throwing verbal rocks
At these mediocrities (aww)
Tommy, at the constitutional convention
I was chosen for the constitutional convention
There as a L'manburg junior delegate
Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate (aww)
Goes and proposes his own form of government (what?)
His own plan for a new form of government (what?)
 
Talks for six hours
The convention is whitelisted
Bright young child
Yo, who the f is this?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Why do you always say what you believe?
Ev’ry proclamation guarantees free ammunition for your enemies
Why do you write like it’s
Going out of style?
Write day and night like it’s
Going out of style?
Ev’ry day you fight like it’s
Going out of style
Do what you do
 
Tommy?
Wilbur Soot, sir
It’s the middle of the night
Can we confer, sir?
Is this a legal matter?
Yes, and it’s important to me
What do you need?
Wil, you’re a better president than me
Okay
I know I talk too much, I’m abrasive
You’re incredible in court
You’re succinct, persuasive
My client needs a strong defense
You’re the solution
Who’s your client?
The new L'manburg Constitution?
No
Hear me out
No way
A series of books anonymously published
Defending the document to the public
No one will read it
I disagree
And if it fails?
Wil, that’s why we need it
The constitution’s a mess
So it needs amendments
It’s full of contradictions
So is independence
We have to start somewhere
No
No way
You’re making a mistake
Good night
Hey
What are you waiting for?
What do you stall for? (what?)
We won the war
What was it all for?
Do you support this constitution?
Of course
Then defend it
And what if you’re backing the wrong horse?
Wil, we studied and we talked and we got betrayed
For the notion of a nation we now get to build
For once in your life, take a stand with pride
I don’t understand how you stand to the side
I’ll keep all my plans
Close to my chest (wait for it, wait for it, wait)
I’ll wait here and see
Which way the wind
Will blow
I’m taking my time
Watching the
Afterbirth of a nation
Watching the tension grow
I am sailing off to The Dream smp lands
I’m accompanied by someone
Who always builds
I have found a poggers best friend who will keep
Me in comfort for all my days
He is a lot of fun, and there’s no one who
Can match you for turn of phrase
My Tommy
Lauren!
 
Don’t forget to write
Look at where you are
Look at where you started
The fact that you’re alive is a miracle
Just stay alive, that would be enough
And if your wife could share a fraction of your time
If I could grant you peace of mind
Would that be enough?
Tommy joins forces with Niachu and Fundy to write a series of essays
Defending the new L'manburg constitution
Entitled The Federalist papers
The plan was to write a total of twenty-five essays
The work divided evenly among the three people
In the end, they wrote eighty-five essays, in the span of six months
Fundy got sick after writing five
Niachu wrote twenty-nine
Tommy wrote the other fifty-one
How do you write like you’re
Running out of time?
Write day and night like you’re
Running out of time?
Ev’ry day you fight
Like you’re
Running out of time
Like you’re
Running out of time
Are you
Running out of time?
 
How do you write like tomorrow won’t arrive?
How do you write like you need it to survive?
How do you write ev’ry second you’re alive?
Ev’ry second you’re alive? Ev’ry second you’re alive?
They are asking me to lead
I am doing the best I can
To get the people that I need
I’m asking you to be my right hand man
Treasury or State?
I know it’s a lot to ask
Treasury or State?
To leave behind the world you know
Sir, do you want me to run the Treasury or State department?
Treasury
Let’s go
Tommy
I have to leave
Tommy
Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now
Helpless
They are asking me to lead
Look around, isn’t this enough?
He will never be satisfied
He will never be satisfied
 
Satisfied
Satisfied
 
He will never be satisfied
 
Satisfied
 
Satisfied
 
History has its eyes on you
 
I am not throwin’ away my shot
 
I am not throwin’ away my shot
I am
Tommyinnit
 
I am not throwin’ away my shot

Written by: luluraw

Submitted on: November 29, 2020

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