Poo Proof

Song parody of You Proof by Morgan Wallen

Yeah, I've been throwing down the peanut butter
I 'aught to get my money back
And someone said it gets the poop out
Ah, but it ain't doing jack
Yeah, I've been strainin', I've been pushin'
Takin' laxative like it's nothin'
Ah, but nothing makes it come out
I need something poo proof
More fiber than I'm used to
Yeah, I've been takin' ninety to a hundred
Feel like nothings gonna cut it
that's the hard truth
Yeah, I need something poo proof
Oh, I need something poo proof
 
Takin’ stuff 'til I can’t no more, yeah
The poop never ain't not around, yeah
Don't matter what time, what town
I can't get it out
Turn a drugstore, yeah, upside down
Just looking for something that does it
I'll give 'em all my money
Ain't nobody selling nothing poo proof
More fiber than I'm used to
Yeah, I've been takin' ninety to a hundred
Feel like nothings gonna cut it that's the hard truth
Yeah, I need something poo proof
Oh, I need something poo proof
Hey, I've been mixing medicine trying to get it out
Ah, but I guess I must be doing something wrong
'Cause I've been working hard to get rid of the constipation
 
Because no one wants to poop more than me
I need something poo proof
More fiber than I'm used to
Yeah, I've been takin' ninety to a hundred
Feel like nothings gonna cut it that's the hard truth
 
I need something poo proof (takin’ stuff 'til I can’t no more, yeah)
Ah, I need something poo proof (the poop never ain't not around)
(Don't matter what time, what town)
(I can't get it out)
(Turn a drugstore, yeah, upside down)
(Just looking for something that does it)
(I'll give 'em all my money)
(Ain't nobody selling nothing poo proof)

Written by: Gary Holmes

Submitted on: January 28, 2023

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