Yeah, I've been throwing down the peanut butter |
I 'aught to get my money back |
And someone said it gets the poop out |
Ah, but it ain't doing jack |
Yeah, I've been strainin', I've been pushin' |
Takin' laxative like it's nothin' |
Ah, but nothing makes it come out |
I need something poo proof |
More fiber than I'm used to |
Yeah, I've been takin' ninety to a hundred |
Feel like nothings gonna cut it |
that's the hard truth |
Yeah, I need something poo proof |
Oh, I need something poo proof |
Takin’ stuff 'til I can’t no more, yeah |
The poop never ain't not around, yeah |
Don't matter what time, what town |
I can't get it out |
Turn a drugstore, yeah, upside down |
Just looking for something that does it |
I'll give 'em all my money |
Ain't nobody selling nothing poo proof |
More fiber than I'm used to |
Yeah, I've been takin' ninety to a hundred |
Feel like nothings gonna cut it that's the hard truth |
Yeah, I need something poo proof |
Oh, I need something poo proof |
Hey, I've been mixing medicine trying to get it out |
Ah, but I guess I must be doing something wrong |
'Cause I've been working hard to get rid of the constipation |
Because no one wants to poop more than me |
I need something poo proof |
More fiber than I'm used to |
Yeah, I've been takin' ninety to a hundred |
Feel like nothings gonna cut it that's the hard truth |
I need something poo proof (takin’ stuff 'til I can’t no more, yeah) |
Ah, I need something poo proof (the poop never ain't not around) |
(Don't matter what time, what town) |
(I can't get it out) |
(Turn a drugstore, yeah, upside down) |
(Just looking for something that does it) |
(I'll give 'em all my money) |
(Ain't nobody selling nothing poo proof) |
Poo Proof
Song parody of You Proof by Morgan Wallen
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Written by: Gary Holmes
Submitted on: January 28, 2023
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