| Once, there was this kid who |
| Took a trip to evermore and brought along his spray tan |
| And when he finally came back |
| He had bite marks all over his bottom |
| He said that it was from when |
| The warden bit it so hard |
| Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm, ah |
| Once there was this kid who |
| Swore that one day he would be a video gaming champion |
| And when he finally made it |
| he saw some other boy who was better |
| And so he hired some guy to |
| hit him in the chest |
| Mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm |
| Ah, mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm |
| They got paid for their sound checks |
| And sold their houses and their movie rights |
| And then, there was this girl who |
| Made her husband so mad one night that he cut off her wiener |
| And when she finally came to |
| she found that Mrs.. happy was missing |
| she couldn't quite explain it |
| It'd always just been there |
| Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm |
| Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm |
| Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were) |
| Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is) |
| Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were) |
| Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is) |
| Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were) |
| Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is) |
| Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were) |
| Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is) |
| goodbye goodbye, dead si lual is) |
| goodbye goodbye, dead si lual is) |
Headline Stories
Song parody of Headline News by Weird Al Yankovic
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Written by: Felix Mahan
Submitted on: June 27, 2022
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