| She my number two, I need beans on the side |
| Said that I was done for good and don't want no more fries |
| But my bum be blowing up, shitting on my mind |
| I stare at the tissue a while before I take a shite |
| But she plants a seed and its legumes on my mind |
| Told myself I'm strong enough to wipe it and I'm trying |
| But I'm only human, I know gassing you's a crime |
| If I take this laxative today I'll do the time |
| Slip me immodium at once (somebody) |
| I got the turd in my butt (ploop) |
| I get to fart when I want (*fart noise*) |
| I get to shit when I want (ploop) |
| Due to the toilet aroma (somebody) |
| My shit, she got an odor (*fart noise*) |
| The bowl got shit all over |
| The bowl got shit all over |
| All I need to know is how to wipe a big thing up |
| Run from the pain, get drained, won't be filled up |
| When I'm on your throne flush down get stinked up |
| When I'm on your throne flush down get stinked up |
| Don't come around so you don't know I pooed |
| If the shits good I'll be back for the re-flush |
| Hate when I creep and the phone wake me up |
| Fake like I'm sleep knowing damn well I be up |
| Monkey on my back and I walk a hundred miles |
| Guilt make a nigga feel fake when he smile |
| Love get confused in the mind of a child |
| 'Cause love wouldn't lie like I lie and it's wild |
| Wanna have my cake and another cake too |
| Even if the baker don't bake like you |
| Even when the flavor don't taste like you |
| So I'm back mobbing with the late night crew |
| All in your mind with fears that would come true |
| The back of my mind, the back of my mind was you |
| Wishing that I could blind myself from view |
| And only have eyes, and only have eyes for you |
| Slip me a xanny at once (somebody) |
| I got the earth in a blunt (smoke) |
| I get the skirt when I want (skrrt!) |
| I get the skirt when I want (skrrt!) |
| Due to the money aroma (somebody) |
| My girl she got a diploma (smoke) |
| She got wife written all over |
| She got wife written all over |
| I'm a fake nigga and it's never been clearer |
| Can't see myself when I look in the mirror |
| Can't see myself when I look in the mirror |
| Can't see myself when I look in the mirror |
| I'm a fake nigga and it's never been clearer |
| Can't see myself when I look in the mirror |
| Can't see myself when I look in the mirror |
| Can't see myself when I look in the mirror |
| She my number one I don't need nothing on the side |
| Said that I was done for good and don't want no more lies |
| But my phone be blowing up, temptations on my line |
| I stare at the screen a while before I press decline |
| But she plants a seed and it still lingers in my mind |
| Told myself I'm strong enough to shake it and I'm trying |
| But I'm only human, I know loving you's a crime |
| If I take this cookie now one day I'll do the time |
| I love her, I don't want to lose her |
| I'm selfish, I know that I use her |
| My ego get stroked and I bruise her |
| My ego get stroked and I bruise her |
| My actions I know they confusin' |
| At home I look happy as usual |
| On the road I'm a mack, I'm a chooser |
| I'm a addict, I'm maskin' that |
| Kevin's Heart |
| They tell me "What's done in the dark |
| Will find a way to shine" |
| I done did so much that when you see you might go blind |
| What's done in the dark will always find a way to shine |
| I done did so much that when you see you might go blind |
Kevin's Shart
Song parody of Kevin's Heart by J. Cole
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Written by: Justin
Submitted on: April 14, 2022
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