Big Daddy Vs. Dolemite

Mmm oh yeah Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah Allow me to introduce myself As the big daddy kane A smooth lover from around the way That's bound to drive any bitch insane Well dolemite is my name And rappin' and tappin' is my game Oh yeah? well me tell you somethin' mr. dolemite The shit you talkin' years ago, I could see But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me Listen when it comes down to rappin' I was through with it before you learned what to do with it I'm the king so I'm stakin' my claim In the rappin' game Y'know? for all players, I am the speaker I'm also known as the hot pussy seeker When it comes down to ridin' up and down in some pussy I make it weaker Also it gets a little deeper I was walkin' down broadway the other day An old old lady came my way She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18 I'm gonna give you a funkin' like you ain't never seen!" I said, "lady! why wait for so much time to pass? I've been wantin to tear up yo' old gray ass" So I pulled out my dick It was so shiny it looked like it was painted The ho took one look and damn near fainted I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout That, "oh mr. dolemite, take that motherfucker out!" Well you ain't sayin' nothin' slick to a can of oil I walked barefoot from new york to dallas Won for pimp of the year at the caesar's palace Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July And drunk the waters in the atlantic ocean til that shit was dry I was makin' money before washington was put on a bill And I kicked jack's ass and took his ho jill I'm the one who broke the bull's back And made people say fuck mcdonald's and call me the big mac Why you long lanky motherfucker You ain't nothin' but a sucker! I was born in a barrel of butcher knives Shot in the ass with two colt .45's I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel! I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale Handcuff lightning and throw thunder's ass in jail Why you ignorant decrepit motherfucker Let me tell you somethin' I'm the one that put the m in mackin' Because when you did it you was only actin I made pimpin' a full time job So bitches wouldn't have to go out and rob I made the streets of new york hot as a sauna And hung a home sweet ho sign on every corner Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks Give a headache to excedrin and knock the shit out of ex-lax Why you insecure no business barn junkyard Rat soup eatin' motherfucker!! It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin' game I was callin' whores jives ass bitches And pimps sucker ass lame Kane, before you can take my reign You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day Walk from new york to los angeles and throw the bones away You gotta be born blind and cannot see Yo' bitches have the pocks in the ass so bad they can't even pee Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the air And get out and do the runnin' man while you up there Have the mumps and the asiastic flu And the crabs around yo' ass start singin' the yankee doodle doo! Aww fuck it I give up