XXL

Well, momma was exhausted after she had me It took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me Doctor turned to momma and shook his head Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said This boys way off the charts as far as I can tell Ooohhh bbbb momma's he's a double X-L By the second grade I was 5ft 2 Fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe Eight grade I was shoppin' at the ‘big and tall' And the coaches had me playing high school football Uncle Roy said boy you'll make the NFL Ooohhh bbbb son, you're a double X-L Double X-L double X-L Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell Double X-L double X-L I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Ooohhh bbbb baby I'm a double X-L Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida Barbie dolls drivin' a Lexus out in California A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold They want a real man with meat on his bones I'll yank their Yankees and ring their southern belles They say ooohhh bbbb we love a double X-L Double X-L double X-L Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell Double X-L double X-L I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Ooohhh bbbb baby I'm a double X-L Double X-L double X-L Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell Double X-L double X-L I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held Ooohhh bbbb baby I'm a double X-L Well, If you have any doubts you can see for yourself Why all the girls love a double X-L Ooohhh bbbb yeah I'm a double X-L Triple X-L too