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Horizontal Departure

by Robert Plant

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And you said you'd never leave me In fact you said you'd be my only one I said you'd never grieve me baby For things do when you are only having fun, fun. You said you'd cry a river I thought you meant you'd cry a river of tears You'd rather die than live without me baby But little girl you're so insincere You know you count your blessings But now I find that you were counting sheep, counting sheep And then I try to court your feelings I caught your eye and then you caught my cheek All the trees (prisoners?) must come to view (feed?) now And there you stood so proud the apple of my eye You said you'd never leave me baby But little girl that's the reason why Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Let's go collect our prize now So entertaining we were no-one no-one (number one, number one?) The judge is hypnotized now But after all we both fooled (bought the fool) for so damn long So face the crowd and take a bow now, bow now 'Cause one more time and it will all be done 'Cause I must have been a show to you now baby My next performance has just begun Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Oh, Stop and think for a minute baby As they bring the curtain down Another drink then another, maybe The toast might not make rounds (To do so nothing rhymes?) I chose the style, the duck and the weaving (wheel?) We were famous for And here's to him, and here's to yours and You can thank me for the floor (... take the floor the floor) Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone I don't know, so you turned around and found another fool I don't know, so you turned around and found another I don't know, so you turned around and found another fool I don't know, so you turned around and found another

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