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The Bartender

by Blake Shelton

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Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs At all of my jokes when he's drinking Mr. Martini stares and he Never shares what he's thinking. Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time That she'll phone me Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers Walk past when he's lonely. [Chorus] I'm a bartender I pour the drinkers Laugh with the sinners And cry with the saints And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender. Mr. Never Does Tip says That none of his kids ever call home Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone She's at work on her cell phone. Mrs. Husband Just Died always Breaks down and cries on the weekends Just another long night in a Bartender's life with some good friends. I'm a bartender I pour the drinkers Laugh with the sinners And cry with the saints And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender. And even if they don't remember I try to make their bar tender

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