My Dad's Gone Crazy

Daddy what are you doing? Okay then! Everybody listen up! I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me? Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high No plane that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to? F***in' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off, And got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall With my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my *** off All this time me and Dre been ****** with hats off (**** it, Marshall) So tell Laura and her husband to back off Before I push this mother****** button and blast off And launch one at these Russians and that's all Blow every ****** thing except Afghanistan on the map off When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off? Hailie, tell 'em baby, My dad's lost it! There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby I think my dad's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy It's like my mother always told me and codeine and Goddammit you little ************ If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' Uh, **** that **** ***** eat a mother****** ****, Chew on a ***** and lick A million motherf***n' ***** per second, I'd rather put out a mother****** Gospel record I'd rather be a ***** whipped *****, eat *****, And have ***** lips glued to my face With a **** ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows Quit givin' me my ammo, can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more Am I the only ****** one who's normal any more? Dad There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby I think my dad's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, Can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, So it's easy to misinterpret it at first 'Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my ****** teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by ****** lightning twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit on, And kicked and hit with **** every time I sung, like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, 'til clouds gather, it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much the gist of it, the parents are ******* but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater stashed in two seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby I think my dad's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy Crazy Ha ha ha You're funny daddy!