Girls

Girls (wow wow wow wow wow) I like the girls (ay loco sing that one more time sound good cuz) Girls yeah (oh yeah yeah) I like the girls (give me a light loc a tell that girl over there my name is Afroman) I like em short I like em tall I like em big I like em small I like em with hair I like em bald To make a long story short I like em all I like this girl I like that girl I like the skinny girl I like the fat girl I like the college girl and the hoodie rat too I like the church girl Ms. Goodie Goodie two shoes Girls (I like the girls sing it ya'll) I like the girls (you know I do I'm so in love with you) Girls (oh baby) I like the girls (you gotta understand I can't operate with no man) I like em shy I like em bold I like em young I like em old I like em smart I like em dumb I like women anyway they come Man I like em when they're beautiful I like em when they're ugly I like it when they ignore me I like it when they bug me Ain't a woman that I don't like I got drunk one time and tried to talk to a dyke Girls (I love the girls yeah) I like the girls (Adam gave up his rib so I could take a hot mama back the crib) Girls (I love you baby yeah) I like the girls (Hey lady I'm the hungry hustler Afroman) I like the wrong girl I like the right girl I like the black girl I like the white girl I like the brown girl I like the yellow girl I like the rich girl I like the ghetto girl I like the nice girl I like the mean girl Outer space I even got a green girl I like the city girl I like the country girl Don't let me get high and get the munchies girl Girls (when I'm 99 I'm a have me a woman that's fine) I like the girls (make love and have a heart attack cum and go at the same time) Girls (Afroman yeah Afroman) I like the girls A man I wrote this rap about Little Red Riding Hood when I was a little kid, check it out man I met lil red riding hood We took a ride to my hood And I rode her real good Like Martin Luther King I have a dream to make red riding hood holler and scream I said boom bang pop pow Grandmamma can't help ya now When you're on all fours like a horse on her hoof I'm Afroman the big bad woof Girls (wow wow wow wow wow) I like the girls (a both ya'll say yeah YEAH) Girls (I like the girls) I like the girls (you know why? cause I'm a locsta locsta hundred spokesta) Girls They gotta be The most precious commodity My brain's like the ocean but nothing is swimming Through my head except naked women Of course I want to have sex with you Do I look like I'm a homosexual All you feminists hate my guts But girl you gonna love these nuts Girls (yeah we gonna break it down you understand me) I like the girls (all my g-mosobies up there in Pimp-dale Pimp-afornia) Girls (I'm smokin tumbleweed with all my homies from Haddeys-herb Missi-hempie) I like the girls (a man check out this song we used to sing when we was little kids right) My girl got two big lips Taste like potato chips My girl got two big boobs Just like two intertubes My girl got two big hips Just like two battleships My girl got real long hair Down to her underwear My girl gotta slender waste Her favorite seat is on my face I got taste I got taste