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Cooler Returns
by Kiwi Jr.
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(Shouldn't there be, uh, some noise there?)
Super Bowl Sunday Two-Thousand-Twenty
I did not feel well
Leaving the hotel
Said my goodbye to a big dollar bill
See you again at the reading of the will
Sherwood forest ranger retires
Falconers complex and diners on fire
It's not fair to me
Strung out on the back of your ATV
Throwing dead birds into the air
Singing, "Howdy neighbours, how do you like my new ride?"
And now I can see that after spending some time apart
That's the cost of
Doing business
That's the price for healthy horses
Big decisions, cooler return shows
Error revisions
Tell me that it's too close
I don't wanna test you out
But can you break this back off the jukebox, Jody?
They've got big ideas about police and fees and graduate degrees
And I'm just trying to visualize some laundry on the line
(Hello?)
It's my funeral for the angels like you
I get carried away
In the wake of the naked you
Now I'm setting off by northeast learning object permanence of down
I am not American, but I feel the beat sometimes
When I run into the screen door at the retreat
Trying to learn the new lines
Backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards
Through the old back gate club archway
Tell us how you won again?
I was never one for trying to win as it seems
(Shouldn't there be, uh, some noise there?)
Super Bowl Sunday Two-Thousand-Twenty
I did not feel well
Leaving the hotel
Said my goodbye to a big dollar bill
See you again at the reading of the will
Sherwood forest ranger retires
Falconers complex and diners on fire
It's not fair to me
Strung out on the back of your ATV
Throwing dead birds into the air
Singing, "Howdy neighbours, how do you like my new ride?"
And now I can see that after spending some time apart
That's the cost of
Doing business
That's the price for healthy horses
Big decisions, cooler return shows
Error revisions
Tell me that it's too close
I don't wanna test you out
But can you break this back off the jukebox, Jody?
They've got big ideas about police and fees and graduate degrees
And I'm just trying to visualize some laundry on the line
(Hello?)
It's my funeral for the angels like you
I get carried away
In the wake of the naked you
Now I'm setting off by northeast learning object permanence of down
I am not American, but I feel the beat sometimes
When I run into the screen door at the retreat
Trying to learn the new lines
Backwards, forwards, backwards, forwards
Through the old back gate club archway
Tell us how you won again?
I was never one for trying to win as it seems
