Funky Donkey

Put this on a zip disk, send it to your lawyer, File me under funky Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmers Big holiday parties like Dolly Partner Sometime I get Pad Thai as a starter My other order pad see yes is much darker Adam Horovitz, I take a shvitz I'm known for my glamour and my glitz check it As I bust I really must encrust This microphone rust with diamond fairy dust I don't wear Crocs and I don't wear sandals The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle Stop singing that song in the wrong key "What you looking at?" Funky donkey Funky donkey Funky donkey I go woooo like a fire engine Flashing lights to get your attention Stop sweating me about the weather Go shave a sheep and knit yourself a sweater Don't get me heated or y'all in trouble Bass bins booming make the dancehall bubble Letting loose all up in the honkey tonk With the shoopa doopa doo bedonk Well I was swimming in the water of the ocean Like Dr. Jeckyl with the magic potion We're brand new, never ever the same "What's that what's that what's the name?" Funky donkey Funky donkey Funky donkey