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Shelf Life

by Kyshera

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Bleached teeth, cheap plastic sleek Can’t stop your eyes from screaming defeat Fat-free, TV, diluted to a product of industry Safe, clean, pet routine Tasteless, faceless Pleistocene Queen In your plexi-glazed shopping cage In a gridlocked maze of redecorated rage Tranquillized by culture Cauterized with sugar Dressed up tight in Polythene Standardized buying machine Blind, deaf, dumb but able To keep a glass Palace stable With your credit card fate, recycled bite-sized hates Rely on the ideals that the adverts create. Young, white, obedient and healthy Passive, guilty and materially wealthy Devoted fears of being small Make you scared to reach further just in case you fall Sterilized autonomy Civilised like Barbie Victimize for comfort Sense of love when you’re buying and lying to yourself Your shelf life has dated Saccharified your last breath Fossilize in your packaging Plasticized Dark Age

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