Ay Caramba

5'9" in a skintight dress Standin' by the bar lookin' unimpressed Walked up, asked her how she liked the set Looked me up and down and she just said "Meh" Shock, shock, shock, shock Then I looked at her, said "You're not that hot" Of course that's what got her We fucked all night and watched Harry Potter (Whoo!) Ironically, the pussy was magic Had a girl at home but I had to have it I flew her out to all of the markets June, July, and all of August 'Bout to cut her off right before I got caught up Then late one night at home she caught up Said that she was 'bout to have my kid Talkin' 'bout her period late, guess what I did? The phone on mute Ay Caramba Tried to regroup Ay Caramba Something, something, something Ay Caramba I don't give a fuck, man Ay Caramba Ay Caramba What does this even mean? Ay Caramba (Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye) Ay Carumba Ay Carumba This shit's so crazy This bitch 'bout to have my baby Hopin' she don't tell me lady 'Cause she already think I'm shady Knew she was trouble when I got her number Fucked her raw dog for the whole damn summer Can I keep both? That's what I wonder Oh my God, nigga, Ay Carumba Broke the chamber of secrets When she told me she was 'bout to name it and keep it It's our baby but it's her life So if she wanna keep it, then it's alright Now I'm knowin' there's no way to prevent My girlfriend throwin' me out on the cement It ain't the first time that she caught me creepin' But this time I done jumped off the deep end Ok, shit, maybe this might fly Hopin' they'll try to be sisterwives Like my man Bill Paxton and Big Love Do a reality show and get big pub When ma find out, she gon' beat my ass 'Cause word get around in the street so fast I should've pulled out and put my dick in her mouth Now I got nine months to try and figure it out Ay Caramba Man Ay Caramba Oh, shit Ay Caramba Where the fuck I'm 'bout to live? Ay Caramba Oh God Ay Caramba She about to have a kid Ay Caramba Should've just Ay Caramba, Jose man! Ay Caramba This shit's so crazy This bitch 'bout to have my baby Hopin' she don't tell me lady 'Cause she already think I'm shady Knew she was trouble when I got her number Fucked her raw dog for the whole damn summer Can I keep both? That's what I wonder Oh my God, nigga, Ay Carumba (This the song you play when you know you fucked up) (This the song you play when you know that your luck suck) (This the song you play when you know you fucked up) (This the song you play when you know that your luck suck) (This the song you play when you know you fucked up) (This the song you play when you know that your luck suck) Ay Caramba