So Much Better

Pick up the god damn phone B**** where the f*** were you Tuesday? With who you say? I wasn't at the studio B**** what'd you do screw Dre? You went there looking for me Boo that excuse is too lame Keep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg You fake, lying slut you never told me you knew Dre Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs You try to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you, you say "Ok yeeah, I'm coo-coo, hey?" Well, screw you And I'd be the third person who screwed you today Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Oh touche You were too two-faced for me Thought you was my number one True Blue Ace But you ain't and I can see you when you make That little boo-boo face 'cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo You make my f***ing Bluetooth ache You feeling blue too late Go smurf yourself you make me wanna smurfin' puke blue Kool Aid Here's what you say to someone you hate My life will be so much better If you just dropped dead (dead) I was laying in bed last night thinking And this thought just popped in my head And I thought, wouldn't s*** just be a lot easier If you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better) Think I just relapsed, this b**** pushed me over the brink Hop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think Then the cops pulled me over but they let me go 'Cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk 'Cause that b**** drove me to drink I'm back on my f*** ho's But a whole new hatred for blondes, but bias? I hate all b****es the same, baby come on Excuse the pun but b**** you're such a broad statement And I am channeling my anger through every single station it's on 'Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art 'Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts And threw it in the garbage, who do you think you are? B**** guess it's time for me to get the dust off And pick myself up off the carpet But I'll never say the L-word again I la-la-la-la lesbian Ah I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest My life would be so much better if you just My life will be so much better If you just dropped dead (dead) I was laying in bed last night thinking And this thought just popped in my head And I thought wouldn't s*** just be a lot easier If you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better) 'Cause you told me You'd love me, Forever B****, that was a lie Now I never Wanted someone to die So bad in my f***ing, life But f*** it there's other fish in the sea And I'mma have a whale of a time Being a single sailor for the night b**** on a scale Of 1 to 10, s*** I must be the holy grailer Catch this ho I got an Oscar attached to my f***ing name (great) I might hit the club on a chica's tail, uh Made for me say f*** it kick some shots back and hammer the nailer These b****es tryna get atached with the failer And latch him to the tail of my bumper To scratch them with the back of my trailer like I'm itchin' to get hitched Yeah I'm rich as a b**** but b****es ain't s*** I'd rather leave a b**** in a ditch B**** you complain when you listen to this But you still throw yourself at me That's what I call pitchin' a bicth That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul but my dick's on strike So all that love s*** is null and void b**** I'm a droid, I void cupid stupid wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed Oi oi oi, man oh man, you boy boy boys Getting sick at these girls girls girls Oink oink oink You f***ing pigs all you good boys doink doink doing I got 99 problems and the b**** ain't one She's all 99 of them I need a machine gun I take 'em all out I hope you hear this song And grow into a cardiac arrest Have a heart attack and just drop dead And I'mma throw a f***ing party after this 'cause My life will be so much better If you just dropped dead (dead)(I hate you) I was laying in bed last night thinking And this thought just popped in my head (you baby) And I thought wouldn't s*** just be a lot easier If you dropped dead (dead) I would feel so (so) much (much) better (better, better, better) I'm just playing b****, you know I love you