Song parody of
Batteries Not Included
by Jethro Tull
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Six o'clock in the morning,
Wake up by the bed.
There sits a Japanese toy
And I like it.
See the name on the wrapping,
Can't read yet but I know:
it's made for me (lucky boy)
And I want it.
Lights that flash, wheels that go round
Digital display
Fresh silicon chips to enjoy
And I need them
(Where's the batteries?).
Sitting silent and empty.
Wish I could breathe life
in my new friend who's terribly still.
And I like him.
Just like me. P'rhaps he's hungry.
Six volts make him smile
And twelve volts would probably kill.
How I like him.
"Daddy, where's the batteries
I can't find my batteries".
(There's no batteries)
Seven o'clock in the morning
They find me by the bed
with my friend the Japanese toy.
I am with him.
Mummy, Daddy can't see you,
hear you. Batteries not
included in this little boy.
(Where's my batteries?)
Six o'clock in the morning,
Wake up by the bed.
There sits a Japanese toy
And I like it.
See the name on the wrapping,
Can't read yet but I know:
it's made for me (lucky boy)
And I want it.
Lights that flash, wheels that go round
Digital display
Fresh silicon chips to enjoy
And I need them
(Where's the batteries?).
Sitting silent and empty.
Wish I could breathe life
in my new friend who's terribly still.
And I like him.
Just like me. P'rhaps he's hungry.
Six volts make him smile
And twelve volts would probably kill.
How I like him.
"Daddy, where's the batteries
I can't find my batteries".
(There's no batteries)
Seven o'clock in the morning
They find me by the bed
with my friend the Japanese toy.
I am with him.
Mummy, Daddy can't see you,
hear you. Batteries not
included in this little boy.
(Where's my batteries?)
