Too Many Rappers [New Reactionaries Version] [Version]

Mic check Mic check One, (one) Two (two) Three (three) Too many rappers and there's still not enough MC's Three (three) Two (two) One (one) MCA, Adrock, Mike D that's how we get it done Like ladies and gents attention Nas in the house with the Beastie Boys we can turn it out Perpetrators we can point 'em out So if you've got something on your mind let it out Like a nexus six comin' home to roost Hand-held fifty eight when it's time to get get loose Don't need the ear goggles just put me through the speakers Like a scientist with tubes and breakers Invite MC's over my house and fix 'em brunch But you rappers? We goin' out, goin' dutch Now pass me the sword, I'll start swingin' Precision slicin' on an exact mission Because I'm back with the bang boogie Oogie oogie Strawberry letter twenty three like shugie Oh my god just look at me Grandpa been rappin' since eighty three I'm supersonic like JJ Fad Got crazy ass shit pullin' out the bag Don't forget the tarter sauce yo 'cause its sad All these crab rappers they're rappin' like crabs I have the Carte Blanche The vagabond Nas is the narcissist My pockets are rotund I'm no killer but compared to you I'm more realer You ain't a shot caller mobster or a drug dealer A slug pealer you're not, mafioso no You ain't got the cut throat in ya beginner I ain't tryin' to hear you racket You work for police dog you snitch you rat You wear that jacket How many rappers must get dissed? Give me eight bars and watch me bless this I start to reminisce and I miss The real hip hop with which I persist Like rum and mojitos Bullets and banditos Matzoh balls and a soup Jackets and troop Yes y'all this one for the history books Nasty Nas what's the word count it off on the hook One, (one) Two (two) Three (three) Too many rappers and there's still not enough MC's Three (three) Two (two) One (one) MCA, Adrock, Mike D that's how we get it done Like ladies and gents attention Nas in the house wit Beastie Boys we can turn it out Perpetrators we can point 'em out So if you've got something on your mind let it out 'Cause this is the type lyric that goes inside your brain To blow you bullshit rappers straight out the frame My lyrics spin round like a hurricane twister So get your hologram on off of wolf blitzer Too many rappers to shake a stick at I ought to charge a tax, for every weak rap I had to listen to, 'cause we'd be makin' stacks (like stacks records) My squad we got a pact we're never comin' wack To all you crab rappers and hackers And circuit benders tweaked on splenda I take the cake I stole the mold That golden microphone well that's mine to hold Now why all these biters all up in my crotch space Sniffin' buffin' huffin' And mean muggin' with a blimpie bluffin' Back up off me sucker you ain't sayin' nothin' I'm broader than broadway I was in the project hallway Dual tape recorder lacing oratorials all day I just getting started on this beat this is foreplay And when the song is finished I can sing along with this By the way I have a strong fetish For Christian Louboutin steppers I hear that Russian blonde's the wettest But anyway, y'all better pay homage to my fellas And that's what's on my mind And on the Rhyme Who's next up? Ah yeah, Mike D the man of mystery History in the making and now we're taking Titles awards and accolades Skewer the competition as I sharpen my blades We come together like peanut butter and sandwiches Like pen and paper like Picasso and canvases Rocking stadiums to shitty bars Go back in time send a fax from my car One, (one) Two (two) Three (three) Too many rappers and there's still not enough MC's Three (three) Two (two) One (one) MCA, Adrock, Mike D that's how we get it done Like ladies and gents attention Nas in the house with Beastie Boys we can turn it out Perpetrators we can point 'em out So if you've got something your mind let it out That was dope