Song parody of
Almond Milk Hotel
by Calvin Pineda
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When you cave and attend your lectures
Sunny sands on a sunny beach
When you cave and attend your lectures
Does it feel like love is within your reach
When you open up to Jesus
Salamander in the flame
When you open up to Jesus
Do you hear him call your name
First floor problems
Everybody's got
First floor problems
First floor problems
Everybody's got
When you spin like a porcelain table
Sun exploding like a shotgun shell
When you spin like a porcelain table
Can you tell yourself you're doing well
When you hold your breath like vomit
Blue like lapis lazuli
When you hold your breath like vomit
Do you want to come and see about me
Do you want to come and see about me
First floor problems
Everybody's got
First floor problems
First floor problems
Everybody's got
When you cave and attend your lectures
Sunny sands on a sunny beach
When you cave and attend your lectures
Does it feel like love is within your reach
When you open up to Jesus
Salamander in the flame
When you open up to Jesus
Do you hear him call your name
First floor problems
Everybody's got
First floor problems
First floor problems
Everybody's got
When you spin like a porcelain table
Sun exploding like a shotgun shell
When you spin like a porcelain table
Can you tell yourself you're doing well
When you hold your breath like vomit
Blue like lapis lazuli
When you hold your breath like vomit
Do you want to come and see about me
Do you want to come and see about me
First floor problems
Everybody's got
First floor problems
First floor problems
Everybody's got