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Florida
by Dante Caroselli
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We gotta wake up early cause you know we're about to do it
Gonna wake up midday, gonna roll with the lunches
The dog, the job, the rent, the car, Lola on the windowsill
Need the next flight and I hope that we can pay the bill
Shh
It's hot, flat, and dumb, they pick an odd way to mosh
Tell me a story, nightclub; Sex with Daniel Tosh?
Gonna move down here, gonna meet a nice spouse
Be a local rock star at the Waffle House
Shh
My friends, ain't my friends, they're just blips on my phone
I guess I gotta spend some time with you when I get home
I'm sick of GPS ing
I can't find my feet
I'm on the next flight, economy seat
Florida, vacation at the mall
I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon
Cause Astoria's cold and we got paroled
Estoy en Florida
Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home
I'm fake and I'm famous and this can of beer is Schaefer
I'll be at FEST on Halloween, I'll sing with troublemakers, sing
I'm in Florida!
All the children say I'm in Florida! G-Geriatrics say shhh
I gotta eat authentic so I stop by Sbarro
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Fashion's out of fashion and the old man's got an anklet on?
Christmas Eve morning, open presents out on the lawn
Florida, vacation at the mall
I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon
Cause Astoria's cold and we got paroled
Estoy en Florida
Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home
Gather your necessities
We'll open essential activities
We've closed, it's just a hundred round here
New York is at 10k
Do it in a good way
Do it in a safe way
Do it in a good way
Do it in a safe way
The safest way
I'm in Florida!
I'm in Florida!
Florida, I get my party on
I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon
I am done with fear and I'm staying here
Estoy en Florida
Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home
We gotta wake up early cause you know we're about to do it
Gonna wake up midday, gonna roll with the lunches
The dog, the job, the rent, the car, Lola on the windowsill
Need the next flight and I hope that we can pay the bill
Shh
It's hot, flat, and dumb, they pick an odd way to mosh
Tell me a story, nightclub; Sex with Daniel Tosh?
Gonna move down here, gonna meet a nice spouse
Be a local rock star at the Waffle House
Shh
My friends, ain't my friends, they're just blips on my phone
I guess I gotta spend some time with you when I get home
I'm sick of GPS ing
I can't find my feet
I'm on the next flight, economy seat
Florida, vacation at the mall
I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon
Cause Astoria's cold and we got paroled
Estoy en Florida
Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home
I'm fake and I'm famous and this can of beer is Schaefer
I'll be at FEST on Halloween, I'll sing with troublemakers, sing
I'm in Florida!
All the children say I'm in Florida! G-Geriatrics say shhh
I gotta eat authentic so I stop by Sbarro
Extra large order basal cel carcinoma
Fashion's out of fashion and the old man's got an anklet on?
Christmas Eve morning, open presents out on the lawn
Florida, vacation at the mall
I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon
Cause Astoria's cold and we got paroled
Estoy en Florida
Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home
Gather your necessities
We'll open essential activities
We've closed, it's just a hundred round here
New York is at 10k
Do it in a good way
Do it in a safe way
Do it in a good way
Do it in a safe way
The safest way
I'm in Florida!
I'm in Florida!
Florida, I get my party on
I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon
I am done with fear and I'm staying here
Estoy en Florida
Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home