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Florida

by Dante Caroselli

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We gotta wake up early cause you know we're about to do it Gonna wake up midday, gonna roll with the lunches The dog, the job, the rent, the car, Lola on the windowsill Need the next flight and I hope that we can pay the bill Shh It's hot, flat, and dumb, they pick an odd way to mosh Tell me a story, nightclub; Sex with Daniel Tosh? Gonna move down here, gonna meet a nice spouse Be a local rock star at the Waffle House Shh My friends, ain't my friends, they're just blips on my phone I guess I gotta spend some time with you when I get home I'm sick of GPS ing I can't find my feet I'm on the next flight, economy seat Florida, vacation at the mall I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon Cause Astoria's cold and we got paroled Estoy en Florida Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home I'm fake and I'm famous and this can of beer is Schaefer I'll be at FEST on Halloween, I'll sing with troublemakers, sing I'm in Florida! All the children say I'm in Florida! G-Geriatrics say shhh I gotta eat authentic so I stop by Sbarro Extra large order basal cel carcinoma Fashion's out of fashion and the old man's got an anklet on? Christmas Eve morning, open presents out on the lawn Florida, vacation at the mall I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon Cause Astoria's cold and we got paroled Estoy en Florida Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home Gather your necessities We'll open essential activities We've closed, it's just a hundred round here New York is at 10k Do it in a good way Do it in a safe way Do it in a good way Do it in a safe way The safest way I'm in Florida! I'm in Florida! Florida, I get my party on I found the land I'm the new Ponce de Leon I am done with fear and I'm staying here Estoy en Florida Tell the boroughs, I'm never coming home

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