Song parody of
Mr. Congeniality
by dotponder
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The other guy Will get in your face, for the Opportunity
To put you back in your place.
The other guy will be strong, and point out your wrongs, and
Never go along, just to belong.
The other guy will reclaim his space, and never Cede his
power in the false name of grace.
The other guy is empathetic but do not let it get in your head that
He'll grin and bear it and its copasetic.
See me! Most times you see me as
Mr. Congeniality! Voted most likely
To Please or appease or let the hate roll off of me!
Deed after foul deed, promise it won't bother me!
Warmer than a teddy bear with chocolate eclair, on a
Hammock chair without a care or emotion to spare
On being anything but happy, pleasant, cordial, and nice.
Like inside out, Joy dominates while the anger's on ice.
Fool me two times and thats shame on me.
But prayer hands believe I won't let it get to three.
Cross me again and you gon' see.
I'll have an icebox where my heart used to be. Cuz I'm
Learnin' to flip the script first page to last, Put me in
EGOT territory bout to act my ass off,
The performance often subtle, I know that's what you're
Used to, but I think it's time I introduced you to…
The other guy Will get in your face, for the Opportunity
To put you back in your place.
The other guy will be strong, and point out your wrongs, and
Never go along, just to belong.
The other guy will reclaim his space, and never Cede his
power in the false name of grace.
The other guy is empathetic but do not let it get in your head that
He'll grin and bear it and its copasetic.
Which one is it? Is it better to speak your mind?
Or is it better to hold your tongue, be gentle and kind? Does the
World reward the generous soul with prosperity? Or is that
Soul the worse for wear from heavy penalties
Extracted, the bearers Of care not reflected but
Refracted. By atmospheric buildup of both power and greed
Accumulated energy of selfish needs,
And the world spins on for the armies serving one
While the universal Son is sacrificed to the Sun.
And the ones really living are the ones serving none.
Even care bear cells can die with too many bad
Rays. And compassion perverted after too many bad
Days, Can lead to Passion for karma to kill all their bad
Ways. Or be a taxer exacting the tolls for the back
Pay. Get back! Cuz who you know is not who you'll
Meet. But if you meant to test me, then I'll gladly release…
The other guy Will get in your face, for the Opportunity
To put you back in your place.
The other guy will be strong, and point out your wrongs, and
Never go along, just to belong.
The other guy will reclaim his space, and never Cede his
power in the false name of grace.
The other guy is empathetic but do not let it get in your head that
He'll grin and bear it and its copasetic.
The other guy Will get in your face, for the Opportunity
To put you back in your place.
The other guy will be strong, and point out your wrongs, and
Never go along, just to belong.
The other guy will reclaim his space, and never Cede his
power in the false name of grace.
The other guy is empathetic but do not let it get in your head that
He'll grin and bear it and its copasetic.
See me! Most times you see me as
Mr. Congeniality! Voted most likely
To Please or appease or let the hate roll off of me!
Deed after foul deed, promise it won't bother me!
Warmer than a teddy bear with chocolate eclair, on a
Hammock chair without a care or emotion to spare
On being anything but happy, pleasant, cordial, and nice.
Like inside out, Joy dominates while the anger's on ice.
Fool me two times and thats shame on me.
But prayer hands believe I won't let it get to three.
Cross me again and you gon' see.
I'll have an icebox where my heart used to be. Cuz I'm
Learnin' to flip the script first page to last, Put me in
EGOT territory bout to act my ass off,
The performance often subtle, I know that's what you're
Used to, but I think it's time I introduced you to…
The other guy Will get in your face, for the Opportunity
To put you back in your place.
The other guy will be strong, and point out your wrongs, and
Never go along, just to belong.
The other guy will reclaim his space, and never Cede his
power in the false name of grace.
The other guy is empathetic but do not let it get in your head that
He'll grin and bear it and its copasetic.
Which one is it? Is it better to speak your mind?
Or is it better to hold your tongue, be gentle and kind? Does the
World reward the generous soul with prosperity? Or is that
Soul the worse for wear from heavy penalties
Extracted, the bearers Of care not reflected but
Refracted. By atmospheric buildup of both power and greed
Accumulated energy of selfish needs,
And the world spins on for the armies serving one
While the universal Son is sacrificed to the Sun.
And the ones really living are the ones serving none.
Even care bear cells can die with too many bad
Rays. And compassion perverted after too many bad
Days, Can lead to Passion for karma to kill all their bad
Ways. Or be a taxer exacting the tolls for the back
Pay. Get back! Cuz who you know is not who you'll
Meet. But if you meant to test me, then I'll gladly release…
The other guy Will get in your face, for the Opportunity
To put you back in your place.
The other guy will be strong, and point out your wrongs, and
Never go along, just to belong.
The other guy will reclaim his space, and never Cede his
power in the false name of grace.
The other guy is empathetic but do not let it get in your head that
He'll grin and bear it and its copasetic.
